I think I need to change my DU screenname to "Booty Call Ninja"

[wndycty]

Woman charged, man sought in ‘Booty-Call Ninja’ attack

Call it the case of the “Booty-Call Ninjas.”

A Joliet man told police he was attacked by two people weilding nunchuks and throwing stars after he showed up for what he thought would be a sexual rendezvous with his ex-girlfriend.

The 44-year-old man called police after getting jumped around 1:15 a.m. in the alley off the 300 block of Youngs Avenue. He said he had called his ex-girlfriend and asked her to come over for sex, and she agreed.

A short time later, Katherine M. Casarez, 29, texted the victim that she was in a nearby alley, police said.

As the man walked to Casarez’s car, a masked man jumped out and hit him in the head with nunchuks, police said. Casarez then grabbed nunchuks of her own and hit the man on the head with them as well.
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http://www.suntimes.com/news/6020161-418/woman-charged-man-sought-in-booty-call-ninja-attack.html

[MineralMan]

1. Seems like some brain cells were in the off position for that guy.

Not too bright.

[ZombieHorde]

5. If he was a women, I doubt you would say she's "not too bright." nt

[MineralMan]

7. Uh, yes I would. Who meets people in an alley?

That's patently not too bright.

[CJCRANE]

6. Yes..."meet me in a dark alley at one in the morning"

should've been a clue...

[MineralMan]

8. You'd think so, wouldn't you?

Oh, well...

[TygrBright]

2. Sounds like his ex-girlfriend's definition of "coming over for sex" may have changed. n/t

[CatWoman]

3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it kinda just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

:rofl:

[pinboy3niner]

4. Sounds like a new rock band

:rofl:

[Kaleva]

9. If he had an orgasm, it's all good.

[Anakin Skywalker]

10. Ninjas? That is so.....1980s!

[pinboy3niner]

11. Says the username from a movie franchise that began in 1977

:evilgrin:

[Anakin Skywalker]

12. My version is the mid-2000 one! Ha ha!