How do you keep Andrew Breitbart busy for 5 years ?

[KurtNYC]

A: When Wiener quits, replace him with Ron Jeremy.

Seriously, Ahhnold had a bigger than life nude portrait of himself in the entryway of his home. Bob Dole did ads for Viagra. Why are Repubs immune to this stuff?

edit to add: How could I forget: Rudy Giuliani.

[hifiguy]

1. Put him in a round room and

tell him to shit in the corner?

[abbeyco]

2. Give him his own Weiner to play with?! nt

[Erose999]

3. I was going to say send him here:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_W19ZkFqGT-M/SWrsKDCXMoI/AAAAAAAAAn0/3Lnfg8SBblE/s400/Sheep+scenic+1+%28SM%29.jpg

But your answer was good too.

[hobbit709]

4. Sentence him to 5 years of making little ones out of big ones.

[Jack Rabbit]

5. We could get him a job making license plates

. . . if we could get FoxNews to testify against him for fraud.