I'm Sorry, Just Can't Help Myself; Pics of My Weiner... (Pic Heavy)

[The Doctor.]

My weiner up-close;




My Weiner a little to the right;




My Weiner in your face;




Holding my Weiner;






I know... now I can never run for Congress.

[Liberal_in_LA]

1. what a cutie

[The Doctor.]

5. The ladies (and a few guys) just LOVE my Weiner!

(PS: This is more than a 'cute' thread. It's a commentary on our national Weiner fixation.)

[wtmusic]

2. That's some weiner you got there.

Man's Best Friend. :)

[The Doctor.]

11. My Weiner is friends with both Men and Women...

And occasionally the Cat...

The garbage can...

A nice patch of Grass...

Err... you don't want to know what it does with bunny-rabbits.

[Silent3]

3. Aww! Such a cute little weiner you have. :) n/t

[lonestarnot]

4. I had two weiners once.

One was named Hotsydog and the other Frank.

[The Doctor.]

7. Bet YOU were a busy person!

Managing one is hard enough!

[lonestarnot]

12. They do have a stubborn streak.

[The Doctor.]

14. Only those with one can understand.

No amount of admonishment, no matter how many times you kennel them, no matter how you punish them, they never stop getting into trouble.

I trained shepherds for years, and not a single one of them was 1% as difficult as this little guy.


I swear, their cuteness is nothing more than a survival trait, and one that is inversely proportionate to their behavior.

[Dappleganger]

24. Double weiners can be a real challenge, yes...

but wouldn't have it any other way!

[CrispyQ]

30. I've never seen one with a merle coat before.

They're adorable!

[Dappleganger]

33. He's a double-dapple...

it's a miracle that it didn't affect his sight or hearing, but yes that's the merle gene applied to a dachshund. The one on the left is just regular dapple.

[Mojorabbit]

46. I have a silver dappled one too!

This is my little weiner Junior with his sister Rosie.

[The Doctor.]

53. Oh how gorgeous.

Tell me, does one of them exhibit more restraint than the other?

(I already know that the most likely answer is, I just like to hear it)

[Mojorabbit]

63. Of course! LOL

He showed up here about 4 years ago. He had crossed six lanes of traffic and a woman saw him do it and pulled over. My husband had walked up the long driveway to put out the trash just then and she asked if he was ours.

He took to my hubby right away and despite trying all avenues we were not able to find his owner. He settled in right away like the little Pasha he is.

He is as cute as can be and he has no idea how small he is. LOL

[rug]

6. Put some clothes on that weiner.

[LadyHawkAZ]

8. AWWW! factor +5

[immoderate]

9. Honestly. I was expecting a hot dog.

:shrug:

--imm

[The Doctor.]

10. What?

The ladies think my Weiner is totally hot!

[Liberal_in_LA]

13. me too

[girl gone mad]

15. That's a ridiculous bulge..

of cuteness.

[Whisp]

16. now that's some nice looking junk.

what an adorable sweetie

[Electric Monk]

17. You have a very handsome weiner, although it does appear to be of average size.

It is noticeably larger than this one, though

[The Doctor.]

18. Why, Thank You so Much...

Technically, it's a 'mini' Weiner, but my Weiner does some Big things and really does leave an impression.

You'd be amazed at how deep and far my Weiner will go.

(Seriously; they're very adept at getting into the warrens and tunnels of varmints and killing them dead. The little guys are designed for it. If you've ever wondered why their fur is so velvet-soft, it's to reduce friction in dirt-tunnels.)

[barbtries]

26. that is too cute.

i have a chihuahua and i love him more than i ever thought i'd love any dog, but i have a hankering for a weiner of my own. some day.

[CrispyQ]

31. Now that made me LOL!

:rofl:

[Raine]

19. AW just ADORABLE

I had a two weiner dogs, they were brothers ... Andy & Brandy. :loveya: I loved those dogs so much, they both are gone now and I still miss them. :-(

[liberal_mama]

20. I'd love to give your weiner a great BIG KISS!

So cute! :)

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

21. OMG! A weiner! Swooooooon..... I need smelling salts!

PS! What a cutie!

[Vinca]

22. I love your weiner! What a cutie.

[Dappleganger]

23. Adorable! Here are my two favorite weiners...

They are spoiled rotten!

[The Doctor.]

27. So pretty!

I saw one in the park once, she was black and tan long hair with silver-blue running through her coat.

I don't know about yours, but I'm pretty sure that the cuteness is a survival trait. We'd kill them for all the trouble they get into if they weren't so darned adorable.

So what are their names? Are they miscreants?

[Dappleganger]

34. You are sooo right...I say that about every day.

The one on the left is Bijou, we've had her since she was 8 weeks (and is the biggest problem child). The one on the right is Coco and we adopted him at about a year old. He gets into a little bit of trouble but it's usually Bijou's fault for egging him on.

Bijou's father was a long-hair black and tan dapples (he was gorgeous!) and her mother was a short hair red.

[The Doctor.]

61. When it comes to evolutionary strategies...

Being adored by humans is a big winner. Bijou is the epitome of canine-induced human pathos. I have no doubt that when she licks your mouth, she feels real love. We wouldn't be such suckers otherwise.

Thank you for helping to support my hypothesis.

[Fumesucker]

25. Here are my two Wieners..

[The Doctor.]

28. I trained German Shepherds,

but wound up with a Dachshund. He's the biggest pain in the ass, but too much fun to have around.

I really think it'd be hard not to have them in the family from now on. They just always put a smile on your face like no other pet can.


Those two are adorable. What are their names?

[Dappleganger]

36. There's nothing more funny than watching a doxie try to run on tall, wet grass...

after you take them out in the morning to the middle of the yard when they refuse to go out there on their own.

Priceless!

[gkhouston]

40. LOL, my parents had one, nicknamed "Hoover" (it was a mistake

to try to pick up dropped food around her), and when she was a pup, she'd step off the patio and all you could see was about 2" of her tail.

[The Doctor.]

49. One winter, I did something horribly cruel...

We had 2 feet of snow in the back yard.

The kids and I dug a maze. I put food in a few of the dead-ends and plunked him down right in the center of the maze. He tried so hard to figure out how to get the hell out. He could see us standing 30 feet away, but couldn't get to us however we encouraged him.

We let him try for about 20 minutes. I wish I had taken pictures.

[Dappleganger]

51. Ahaha!

That scene sounds hilarious! Was he upset with you for long? A friend of mine adopted a weiner dog last fall, and of course they had record amounts of snow in her area. She took a ton of pics with her little red doxie having fun in the snow...it was fine as long as it was semi-compacted, but not the stuff that was too deep!

[Fumesucker]

41. The reddish one is Trixie and the one with the glowing eyes is Tilde..

They aren't related that I know of but they get along very well together.

And yeah, they're a lot of fun.

[Dappleganger]

35. They've got you under their spell!

They are gorgeous, I love the long-haired ones.

[RockaFowler]

29. Love the Weiners

I have 3 of them

[pinboy3niner]

39. Triple Weiner earns 10.0 from judges

Congratulations! Unless someone sticks a rare Quadruple Weiner, the Gold Medal is yours. :)

[The Doctor.]

54. Yes, the 'Gold Medal' of divine patience.

;)

[Ohio Joe]

32. I love your weiner!

He is so cute :D

[InvisibleTouch]

37. Now that's a weiner I can appreciate! n/t

[lunatica]

38. I wish I could pet your weiner!

[The Doctor.]

58. Oh, my Weiner is VERY friendly and loves to be touched.

His fur is like velvet... all the better to plunge into holes.

Seriously... these little guys are frighteningly adept at going into varmint holes and killing critters where they live. Their fur is silky-smooth so they can move easily through almost any tunnel. If you look at the snout, the jaws of the Dachshund open as large as almost any hole they go into. That lil' cutie is death incarnate for anything that lives in the ground.

And he so loves to cuddle!

[Suziq]

42. I'm a Girl . . .

but I have a weiner!



That's Allie and her not too happy sister Emily.

[Hardrada]

43. Peaceful Coexistence!

[Dappleganger]

44. Your dapple looks just like mine!

My Bijou looked exactly like that as a puppy. :)

[Suziq]

45. Yep - I Noticed

I just LOVE your doxies. :-)

Allie was about 5 months old in that picture. She is now a whopping 10 months old and SO bad! I am crazy about her. Emily, not so much. :-)

[The Doctor.]

55. OMG, that look! "I don't do 'cute'."

I'm sure she does though.

As for Allie, SO gorgeous! If the formula holds true, you're in for a nightmare!

[Suziq]

64. Yep

Thanks! :-)

She is the epitome of stubborn! Her favorite pastime is chewing on the cat or should I say, anything she can get her little mouth on like walls, floors, furniture but she can never do wrong in my book and she knows it!

[AngryOldDem]

47. My weiner's black and tan. n/t

[Name removed]

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[Generic Other]

50. sleek and silky...so sweet looking

just want to pet that pooch and tickle under the ear...

[WinkyDink]

52. Danke for the laughs!

[The Doctor.]

56. Bitteschön.

'It's a good thing.'

[OneGrassRoot]

57. I'd love to cuddle and pet your weiner.

:evilgrin:

[The Doctor.]

60. You know I've always loved you, but I think you might be insinuating something here...

:evilgrin:

(ain't we just...)

[OneGrassRoot]

62. ...

;)

:hug:

[tammywammy]

59. A really good friend of mine has two dachshunds

I loves them! She has a boy and a girl out of the same litter. They're adorable little things, they just love to snuggle.