The Obedient Wives Club

[pokerfan]

In Malaysia, there’s a new group called the Obedient Wives Club. It’s designed to help women “serve their husbands better than a first-class prostitute.”

http://friendlyatheist.com/2011/06/11/teaching-women-to-sex-it-up-better-than-prostitutes

:puke:

I always thought the secret to a relationship was to be excellent to each other.

[ejpoeta]

1. naw.... as long as the wife is good to the husband, obedient, i guess,

faithful, and gives him what he wants... it's good. he can do what he wants. but the woman... she must worry about not keeping him happy, makes me think of a book that has been mentioned once... from the 50s. that said something about putting your husband first. making sure to keep the kids quiet and the house in order and such and a whole bunch of other things like that. more important to keep the husband happy was the idea for that too.

[pokerfan]

3. The Good Wife Guide

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return from work. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

More: http://www.eurofem.net/info/Home%20Economics%20textbook.html

[ejpoeta]

4. yeah that's it! i couldn't remember exactly, but knew there was something.

yeah... kind of sickening. i am a stay at home mom and while i try to give the hubby some decompression time when he gets home, i work hard all day too. so forget that noise.

[pokerfan]

5. Well, about that time

the buzz from the three martini lunch is starting to wear off, so a little consideration, please. :)

[ejpoeta]

6. lol

[alphafemale]

2. You've watched Bill and Ted movies way too many times. Haven't you?

:rofl:

Bill and Ted had the Golden Rule down though.

Be Excellent to each other...well...yeah. That works.

[pokerfan]

8. Probably

[alphafemale]

11. There's a Bill & Ted 3 in production...as I understand.

Bill and Ted in their 40's? I'm somewhat intrigued...but simultaneously apprehensive.

[HughBeaumont]

7. So I'm assuming that we're going to see an influx of Republican Male travel to Malaysia now?

"OBEDIENT wives, huh .. . . Yep, gettin' me one of them t' cure mah loneliness. I can do what I want, she'll clean this house and fix me a nice home-cooked meal, I'll get a lotta sucky-sucky on that . . . thing I ain't seen since I was 20 . . . and say guh-bye to these hoity-toity 'equal rights' Murkin wimmen whut watch too much Opera. Malashuh, here I come!"

[seabeyond]

10. hoity-toity 'equal rights' Murkin wimmen whut watch too much Opera

what is funny, is i really hear a lot of men say this. i never knew. cnn board, last handful of months, there have been a couple articles i have responded to. i have heard this from way too many men. i was clueless, no way... yup. amusing and sad.

[madokie]

9. I've always thought that the opposite sex was my better half

After all it does take two to be one.

Rec'd to no avail

edit to add to no avail.

[krabigirl]

12. None of my business..whatever floats their boats. Not my cup of tea though.