Why do guys think women want to see pictures of their penis?

[Archae]

I'm a guy, BTW.

But I asked my ex-girlfriend what she likes to see.
She told me flat out, "His butt."

And surveys say that women like seeing a sexy butt on a guy. Not their dick.

So why do guys like Weiner think women want to see their dick?
I blame porn.

[seabeyond]

1. the thing... just the dick, focused only on that, close up. nah. BUT the whole

that works. well muscled chest... dick... that it is better picture. just the butt, nah

i mean, do you want a picture zoomed on just a tit, or just a crotch. the whole is better.

[Deep13]

4. True. Context is everything. nt

[Warren DeMontague]

38. I agree.

I think you're totally right.

[Bobbie Jo]

51. Exactly!

You summed it up nicely....:thumbsup:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

2. Good thing you're a guy because I was about to post a photo of my..... No seriously

I have no idea. It's never occurred to me to do that. And I'm the farthest thing from a prude.

[justiceischeap]

3. Maybe it's the whole "size" thing

You know, trying to impress women with the size of their Weiner... I'm a lesbian, so I'm disinclined to want to see pictures of penii but that'd be my guess.

[closeupready]

5. Because many do.

Those are his 'tools'.

Remember that song "Dr. Love"? Or "Hot Shot"? What do you think these female vocalists were referring to?

[Blue-Jay]

6. So...we should start sending pics of our butts instead?

[seabeyond]

13. this has me laughing... funny you. please, dont. ah ha. nt

[Matariki]

7. Is this a serious question?

You really can't think of an answer to that one? ;-)

[Lex]

8. guys are more in love with their own dicks than their ladies

or so it seems . . .

[Bobbie Jo]

50. You beat me to it.

+1. :rofl:

[leveymg]

9. Why did Clarence Thomas ask Anita Hill if she wanted to see a public hair on his coke?

The major difference here is that Clarence has committed multiple federal offenses over a number of years by repeatedly lying on sworn government records.

Indict Clarence Thomas.

[enough]

+1 (nt)

[Politicalboi]

53. "Public Hair"?

LOL!

[seabeyond]

55. the hair did go public.... hence the issue. nt

[Fla_Democrat]

10. Well, in my case, she asked

I guess guys can be leg men, boob guys, butt watchers, but all women only like one thing. As my grand father said.. variety is good, we all can't like the same thing. If every man in the world were attracted to the same thing... they would all be married to your grandmother.





:smoke:

[pipi_k]

11. Butts, arms, and nice smiles...

That's all I want to see.

One of the best butts I ever saw belonged to a maintenance guy at a place I worked for.

He showed it off to very good effect, too, I must say. ;)


And nice butts in spandex. Football players, specifically.


Well-toned arms. Better than dick shots.

Nice eyes and smile... Oh yeah.

But you know what one of the best attractants is?

Intelligence.

IMO, anyway.

A guy can look like a Greek God, but if stupidity comes out of his mouth, that's it. Way big turn-off.

[originalpckelly]

17. Honestly, spandex?

Spandex kills a good looking butt. I like butts, I cannot lie. But if your ass is wearing spandex, you might as well forget it.

Now, rugby shorts, where they're fairly tight, but do not compress the 'tocks, those are hot.

Basketball shorts don't compress the 'tocks, but they are too loose to provide any good view.

(Being a gay man, I think about this shit.)

[seabeyond]

19. hubby was a biker, i liked his shorts. and running shorts are cool, shows lotsa leg. nt

[pipi_k]

43. Yep...spandex

I've seen some awfully nice looking asses out on the football fields.

Of course, maybe it's the contrast between ass and very large upper body size from the padding under the jerseys...

Back view from the line of scrimmage...

Quarterback tensing up to throw a bomb downfield...


sigh...

:)

[originalpckelly]

44. Watch some rugby.

Those mofos are HOT!

[pipi_k]

49. Yep, I've seen them...

Not really a fan of the bare leg below the shorts look, though

Even when it comes to college football. They have the same spandex as the pros do, but they have the short socks. I dunno...just not the same as the spandex and socks covering the whole leg.

Yeah...I'm strange.

:7

[KittyWampus]

12. I'd rather receive a poem or thoughtful letter.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

14. What if it's a poem about the guy's junk written in a thoughtful way?

:P

[KittyWampus]

20. If it included some clever euphemisms, definitely. Extra bonus points for using Middle English slang

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

26. NHAAHH! (Chris Mattews laugh)

:rofl:

[hfojvt]

15. once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary

Wait, has that one been done before? I'm getting a strong sense of deja vu.

[closeupready]

18. Anais Nin did this almost a century ago - well, short stories.

Still very hot. FYI. ;)

[Blue-Jay]

21. There once was a man from Nantucket...

(how'm I doin' so far?)

[KittyWampus]

22. Perfectly. The ability to construct limericks is a sign of intelligence.

[emilyg]

16. I like hairy chests - keep your penis

to yourself.

[arbusto_baboso]

23. Some women actually do.

Though it's a good idea to figure out which ones they are FIRST, before you start firing off those pics.

[seabeyond]

25. i think that is the BIG one. lol. nt

[arbusto_baboso]

37. Exactly. It's not sexual harassment if it's desired behavior.

It's just that men are pretty dim about figuring that one out much of the time.

[Codeine]

24. Ummm, not all women are the same.

My fiancée like penis pictures. A lot.

[MineralMan]

27. This guy doesn't think that.

Maybe I'm weird...

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

32. OK let me put this camera down and pull up my pants so I can explain a couple of things here, weirdo

:evilgrin:

[defendandprotect]

28. Manhood is an entirely social construct --

One reason is that "love making" is intended to be debased to a keyhole reality --

concentrated on a penis and vagina.

Debasing human sexuality is the whole and sole intent of internet porn --

and many males today -- including very young males -- are now addicted to vile and

violent internet porn.

[seabeyond]

33. sigh... i agree. nt

[northoftheborder]

29. guys in a tux are the hottest!

[Blue-Jay]

35. How YOU doin'?

[seabeyond]

36. kilts... there was a kilt thread, and well. oh, and low riding jeans without shirt

or a white shirt unbuttoned

oh

or

hiking boots, shorts, tool belt and dark glasses climbing a latter

am i going to far???

[Raine]

60. ABSOLUTELY!!!!!

HOT, HOT, HOT!!!! *drool* :-)

[Wait Wut]

30. Simple.

Men want to impress women with the size of their "brain".

Kidding, kidding. Couldn't resist, though.

:evilgrin:

[PhillySane]

31. I think guys like to look at their own dicks

and because they like it so much...

...everyone will be in love with me!

[TransitJohn]

34. It's not that, they just get off on showing it.

IMOHO.

[Karenina]

39. I'm with yer ex. BOY BUTT! This old fart still l@@ks!

:blush: :hide:

[Forkboy]

40. The request usually gives it away for me.

[buddysmellgood]

41. It's an icebreaker.

[lumberjack_jeff]

42. In the sense of current events, because she asked. n/t

Read the transcript and tell me that she wasn't a fully engaged participant.

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/radaronline.com/files/Wiener-Facebook-Transcript-Watermarked.pdf

September 29th 2010
I know! i am so not smart enough to download pics! these are just s****y ones people
emailed me….when i see you we can take all kids of pics!
wake the f*** up and call me! don't you love how i yell at you???! am getting drunk (again)
and my plans fell thru…want to talk to you!
i was on tv this morning. you check me out?
why didn't you tell me? i sooo missed u! what channel? call me dammit!
awake?
aawww you left me naked and unsatisfied in front of my computer….you are such a tease! i
have to get a webcam!
October 3rd 2010
wher u been wiener? like this new pics…u look pi**ed! just not at me i hope. I am once again
drunk and thinking of you instead of sleeping
October 10th 2010
okay…what the hell happened to you> i was enjoying our fb love affair..where'd you go? are
you fb cheating on me?
November 19th 2010
where u been? fighting the good fight for my country? send me a message! I miss you
December 23rd 2010
you were amazing on parker/spitzer today! you are becoming like a i tell you how movie star
these days…all over tv! congrats on 911 health care bill! may i tell you how amazing and
brilliant you are? except that u suck cause u never call me!
January 19th 2011
hi stranger! watching you be awesome on keith right now! you are the best! where have you been? miss our chats?
January 20th 2011
baby where have YOU been? how are you?
i have been here…just waiting for you to come and visit me

It was nice of her to save these web chats. I'm sure she had no idea that they'd be worth $10,000 one day.

[BobbyBoring]

48. 10K??

WOW! I'm gonna send a dick pick to Sarah p and save out tweets! They ought to be worth way more than that!

[WinkyDink]

45. Because some men think women want to see what they themselves are curious about.

There. I said it.

[yellowcanine]

46. I don't know. How many women would not open an email attachment labeled "penis?"

[seabeyond]

47. nt

[pipi_k]

61. Well, I guess if I were ten years old and had never seen one before...

I would.

But at this stage of the game, I really don't need to see any more


When they're flaccid, they look foolish

When they're erect, they look angry


bah.

:shrug:

[pokerfan]

52. It's not complicated

Guys want to see their naughty bits so naturally they assume women want to see theirs.

[Edweird]

54. I've only sent a pic of my penis once - and that was in response to a request.

I prefer playing show and tell in person.
As a guideline, I don't let things go on long enough for that stuff. I get their phone number and give mine after a chat or two and I meet them in person after 1 or 2 phone conversations if all goes well. Any stalling on their part means something is up - either they aren't digging me or they are hiding something. Either way I ignore them and move on to the next prospect.

[Scout]

56. gosh Archae, i'm surprised no one has complained that you didn't say

why do SOME guys think women want to see pictures of their penis?

any other time someone posts a "why do men" question, they get their shit all jumped in.

NOT faulting you or your post in any way, just curious.

[seabeyond]

57. good point. you made me laugh. isnt that the truth. takin for what it is. nt

[TheKentuckian]

58. Some percentage wants them. I've had several requests over the years.

I figure it is the fringe that go for such things but the number is well over zero.

Most though seem somewhat repelled not at just that but a bunch of skinned up kats or their cars, certainly both are mocked.

[Raine]

59. Yes EXACTLY I LOVE a good butt that's the kind of shot

that I would find attractive. :thumbsup: Dick ECH. :thumbsdown: