Did You Know? Republican Candidate Edition

[FSogol]

Herman Cain personally spit on all 15 million pizzas served by his company during the years he was CEO?

That Mitt Romney was once mistaken for plywood sheathing and stacked in a construction trailer for hours until rescued by his staff?

Michelle Bachmann's crazy-eye stare sent Minnesota PS 1121 into a panic and many students have still not fully recovered to this day?

Human Behavioral Scientists theorize that if Tim Pawlenty was allowed to become President, residents of the US would awaken from a stupor some day in the distant future with no memory of his Yawn-inspiring Presidency.

Half-term Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin is against half-terms for blastocysts despite not knowing what they are?

That John Krakauer's novel "Under the Banner of Heaven" is not about Mitt Romney?

Jewelry giant Tiffanys allows a pantless Newt Gingrich to roll around in their jewelry vault like Scrooge McDuck.

Did You Know?