Democratic sex scandals are always incredibly lame, compared to the Republican ones

[MrScorpio]

With us, it's usually nothing more than some consenting adults fooling around. Not a big deal... Consenting adults fool around all the time, so we're bound to have folks in our ranks getting caught from time to time. Bor-ing!

But with GOPers, it's ALWAYS the freakiest shit imaginable... Kids, diapers, rape, frothy buttholes. Ewwww! And always some hypocritical, self righteous bastard doing it.

I'll pick our sex scandals over theirs any day.

[dkf]

1. Actually the Repubs tend to fall in love...our guys are just messing around.

[Nye Bevan]

2. Whenever there are *pictures* that makes a huge difference.

The crotch-shot seen around the world proved only too graphically that erections have consequences. (thanks NY Post).

and compare:

Vitter: actual criminality, as well as sleaze, still in office;

Lee: no laws broken but there was a *picture*, lasted about a day.