FUCK PAUL REVERE! Presidential candidate Sarah Palin says Revere was traitor!

[originalpckelly]

I guess the question to ask the long dead corpse of Revere is:
"Are you with us or are you against us? And if you're against, how did you manage that while dead?"

"He who warned, uh, the … the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringin’ those bells and, um, by makin’ sure that as he’s ridin’ his horse through town to send those warnin’ shots and bells that, uh, we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free … and we were gonna be armed."

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/06/sarah_palin_reveals_fascinatin.html

[Brickbat]

1. I think she was drunk. She talks like she's drunk in that video.

Or at least had a couple with lunch.

[originalpckelly]

2. No, no slurred words.

This kind of damage even alcohol can't do. I think even Bush II would have this right.

You know it's bad when W. looks over and says, "Who the fuck let that moron in?"

[Brickbat]

5. Not slurred, but she reminds me of someone who goes and has a couple with lunch and comes back to

the office just a little brighter and with a little less give-a-shit in her step.

[Taverner]

20. "little less give-a-shit in her step" - love that expression!

[liberal N proud]

3. She talks to hear her own voice

And when she has nothing to say, the really stupid stuff starts falling out.

[aquart]

4. Bells?

[originalpckelly]

7. Didn't you hear, that's the name of her new kid.

This is what happens when you let the Palins near something, they fuck, pop out a kid, and name it after whatever it was they fucked on. In this case, she made a stop to listen to a street performer playing bells, and well, the rest is history.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

14. And, whistles. She forgot the whistles.

[struggle4progress]

16. Doorbells, probably: "Ding-dong, Revere calling"

[Saphire]

6. I don't see any bells, but I do see

some drums and guitars. :evilgrin:

[Wickerman]

8. throwing Raul Revere under the bus?

that is going to leave a mark on her,,, uh, vacation.

[originalpckelly]

10. OMG! Sarah Palin killed Paul Revere!

That would be hilarious to make that a meme.

[FSogol]

9. My theory? She's confused Paul Revere with Disney's "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow."

:shrug:

[originalpckelly]

11. Either that, or we confused her words with English...

and not Palinese.

Fuck knows if anyone else knows that language.

[FSogol]

17. As Piper Palin sez, (We are all) "ruining her vacation."

:fistbump:

[hamsterjill]

12. Beauty Pageant

She still cannot decide whether she wants to be in a beauty pageant or whether she wants to run for President.

She just thinks she's so darn cute, dontcha know!!!!

[originalpckelly]

13. But don't forget the talent portion!

:P

[malaise]

22. She lost at both

:rofl:

[Gold Metal Flake]

15. What does this remind me of?

Oh, yeah.

"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." —President Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

[louis-t]

18. "I'm 'sovereign'. My house is 'sovereign'. My dog is 'sovereign'.

My car is sovereign'. Gub-mint cain't touch me."

[kestrel91316]

19. Bells? Gunshots?Ummm, derrrrr..........WTF???

[spanone]

21. my dog puts together more coherent sentences

[0rganism]

23. OMFG! Read the comments on the linked article!

By far, the best ROFLs are from the wing nuts who try to repurpose history to fit her comments

[bowens43]

24. Revere WAS a traitor.

ALL of the founding fathers were traitors. They were staging a revolution against the ruling government.

Traitor: One who betrays one's country, a cause, or a trust, especially one who commits treason.

They most certainly were committing treason.