WTF!? Speaker Boehner just tweeted me a photo of his asshole! --->

[onehandle]

I assume it's his asshole. It's always behind him.

[RainDog]

1. k&r - n/t

[emulatorloo]

2. LOL n/t

[City Lights]

3. LOL!

:spray:

Thanks for the much-needed laugh!

:rofl:

[TheBigotBasher]

4. K&R

[spanone]

5. Bwahahahahahahaaaa

[OneGrassRoot]

6. LOLOL! *clapping* n/t

[ecstatic]

7. 72 views in less than a minute!

:spank: :evilfrown:

[trueblue2007]

78. i hate CANTOR

[66 dmhlt]

93. Don't we all. But at least it got Joe laughing ...

[calimary]

119. I hate him too. What a mean, selfish, cold-hearted BASTARD!

What a truly shitty "person".

[mwb970]

125. Me too!

I can't stand any republican, but for some reason Cantor seems to get "under my skin" more than the others. Is it his sliminess? Is it his heartless cruelty? Is it his overwhelming arrogance? Is it his constant whining? Is it his nasal, wheedling voice? Is it his redneck accent? Is it his Ryan-like prickish looks?

I guess maybe it's all of these things.

[malaise]

8. Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahha

:rofl:

[sinkingfeeling]

9. Now that's funny and should be on every news channel!!

[Bobbie Jo]

10. ROFL

:rofl:

WIN!

[PlanetBev]

11. onehandle, you just killed 'em

Multiple rim-shots coming your way....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[AmBlue]

12. *laughing so hard I'm choking*

priceless
:applause:

[AmBlue]

19. p.s. some fine tweeter needs to tweet this @RepWeiner

with the photo thingy attached. I'm twitter-impaired.
pretty please
:)

[onehandle]

22. Done. People on Twitter, please retweet. --->

http://twitter.com/#!/onehandle/status/76021209392889856

Plus a link to DU (couldn't fit it in the first tweet):

http://twitter.com/#!/onehandle/status/76021661912137730

[toddwv]

13. That's worth a K&R

[sixmile]

14. He sent me one of his Beard!

[FarLeftFist]

15. ZING!

[Lint Head]

16. Yep. That's it.

[jillan]

17. Thanks - I needed a good laugh and this did it!

[Oceansaway]

18. k & r...nt

[Blue Owl]

20. GRAPHIC WARNING please

n/t

[JVS]

21. No, here's the real thing.

[scarletwoman]

44. Oh. Mah. Gawd.

I don't know whether to applaud or vomit.

Good job! :D

[KittyWampus]

47. made me lol!

[Mimosa]

89. ROTFL!!! Thanks! n/t

[proReality]

94. I guess he's never heard of Preparation-H

But it certainly looks like he needs it.

[truebrit71]

23. ROFLMMFAO!!!!

Now THAT was laugh out loud funny!!!


Well done!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[louis-t]

24. I guessed right! Ha!

[Sky Masterson]

25. I didn't know that he had a horses ass.

:D

[Angry Dragon]

26. K&R

[lonestarnot]

27. Figures. Ickyleaker uses his asshole to distract from all that bawling he does.

[7wo7rees]

28. Good post!

[hootinholler]

29. I thought it might be this one...

But your's is teriffic! (That is Ryan, right?)

-Hoot

[swimboy]

96. Not Ryan

It's Eric Cantor of Virginia . . .

:eyes: yay :eyes:

[mfcorey1]

30. Too funny!

[roguevalley]

31. Poor Eric. Hey, Eric. A life without works is no life. The unexamined

life is not worth living. Your zeal to replace Boehner is only trumped by your unfitness to replace boener. Its a sad day in the world when a drunk trumps blind ambition.

[graywarrior]

32. Hahahahahahaha!

[Swede]

33. I thought it would be orange??

[louslobbs]

34. Yep, that's his butthole alright, I'd know it anywhere, looks a little rank to me lol. Great Post.

Lou

[flygal]

35. oh shit

that's the funniest thing I've seen on here :rofl:

[LadyHawkAZ]

36. HA! K&R

[hwmnbn]

37. bwahahaha... good one!

[mak3cats]

38. And a well-deserved K&R to you!! (n/t)

[delunapark]

39. Was there........................

Santorum coming out of it?

[Pharaoh]

40. That's not his asshole

that is a dickhead.

[Hutzpa]

41. fucka you, you owe me a keyboard!

:rofl:

[CatWoman]

42. excellent, OH

:hi:

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

43. Looks like Mr. Boehner has hemorrhoids, too. Two big ones on both sides. Ouch. nt

[amyrose2712]

45. NICE!

[Flashmann]

46. BRAVO!!!!!!

Heh.....I mean....BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

[onethatcares]

48. was it weeping?

please don't say, "Depends":rofl:

[Shagbark Hickory]

49. +!

[HubertHeaver]

50. Certainly looks like one.

[glinda]

51. Very funny!

[MaeScott]

52. K and R. nt

[butterfly77]

53. Exactly!

:rofl:

[Papagoose]

54. Well played, onhandle. Best laugh I've had in ages!

[geckosfeet]

55. gagging horribly

[Motown_Johnny]

56. Also, everything that comes out of there is shit.

[spanone]

57. i can only recommend once....i can kick many times!!!!!

:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:

[Enrique]

58. please add NSFW to your thread title

I was unprepared for such an obscene pic. :puke:

[Miami_4_Obama]

59. I think he is the Weeper of the house's lover.

Yes. I would not doubt it. They "adore" each other.

[humbled_opinion]

60. That's Hilarious.....n/t

[sufrommich]

61. lol, you need to tweet that! nt

[onehandle]

62. I did. It needs some love. (see #22)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1210342#1210583

[WhoIsNumberNone]

63. K&R for making me laugh

[No DUplicitous DUpe]

64. You should win a prize for such a great post!

Bravo!

[mehrrh]

65. Boehner

LOL!!

[JuniperLea]

66. What an unusual sphincter!

Unless you're a really good punk musician, I think dying the hair in such areas is a waste of good toxins.

[border_town]

67. lol

:rofl: :rofl:

[Release The Hounds]

68. And quite the skidmark on it too.

[Vinca]

69. Best laugh I've had all day!

[lordsummerisle]

70. Thanks for the laugh

K&R

[Orangepeel]

71. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[Hoyt]

72. Perfect!!!

[salinen]

73. Yep, that's an asshole

with hemorrhoids.

[Chorophyll]

74. Aaahhhh! Love it!

:rofl:

[Skidmore]

75. Which makes Ryan his.....

pimple located to the right of said orifice. Right.

[Auntie Bush]

76. That's the most disgusting asshole I've ever seen!

[vssmith]

80. I never imagined that assholes could be that ugly

[sasha031]

77. onehandle that is great

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Plucketeer]

79. And besides that............

it's full of crap!

[akbacchus_BC]

101. Senokot time, perhaps we should mail him some! Just enjoying the OP, LOL

[deminks]

81. Bookmarked!!!1! Can Boner deny that is a picture of his a*shole?

Thank you, I laughed out loud.

[Mira]

82. Don't remember when I had this good a laugh. KnR

[DesertDiamond]

83. ROFL!!!

[Marcel]

84. Lol!

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

85. K&R! And a hearty BAHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl:

Nice job onehandle! :D

[underpants]

86. Very funny

[tavalon]

87. That's funny

[tavalon]

88. It's not just an asshole, it's a cantoring asshole!

[femrap]

90. Yep, that's an asshole, alright. nt

[Raine]

91. LOL

:spray: :rofl:

[Monk06]

92. Assholes are generally unattractive but that one is especially nasty N/T

[Whisp]

95. hahahahahahahahaha,.,,,,,

hahahahahah :rofl: hahah
:rofl: hahahahah

[EJSTES2005]

97. LOL RT

RT LOL WTF!? Speaker Boehner just tweeted me a photo of his asshole! ---> http://bit.ly/kmXYUK #tcot #tlot #gop #dnc #acorn #LOL

[valerief]

98. An asshole with dingleberries, too!

:rofl:

[krispos42]

99. It looks like it's hygiene has been lacking, too.

Quick, get a wet wipe!

[Marie Marie]

100. OMG - Kudos, bravo and bullseye.

Funniest thread of the week. Thank you!

[Historic NY]

102. Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[TxVietVet]

103. Looks like a giant asshole to me.

:rofl:

[lunatica]

104. You're a gem!

[russspeakeasy]

105. Thank you for the chuckle.

[AC_Mem]

106. OMG LOLOLOL

That made me laugh out loud!!!!

Shine on,
Annette

[Pryderi]

107. I expected goatse n/t

[donheld]

108. Ewww He has a klingon

[Segami]

109. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Its a C*ck Puppet!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Slit Skirt]

110. I needed that laugh...soooo good

:rofl: :kick: :applause:

[TrollBuster9090]

111. More like his (tiny) penis. nt

[coffee bean]

112. Threads like this cheapen the site

If the opposition were to see this, they'd consider it a trophy to their side.
When the opposition is beaten down with cold hard facts, we stand superior.
Aren't we better than this?

[jillan]

113. This is political humor at its best. One sentence and 1 picture wrapped up the MSM news cycle of the

last 5 days.

[Angry Dragon]

116. You are correct .......... we are better

I have some facts, I am going to assume you have some facts, I am going to assume the opposition has access to more facts than you or I.

The opposition wants to make women second class citizens because these big strong men know what is best for women.
The FACT is that women know more what is right for them than any man will.

The opposition feels that the path to saving this country is to give more resources to the very top people.
The FACT is that history has proven that the bigger the gap between the top and bottom the more a country is hurt.
The FACTS show that if resources go to the bottom they will get spent and travel into many pockets to be spent again and again.
The FACTS show that if resources go to the top they may not be spent at all.
The FACTS show that if money is spent it creates more jobs.

The opposition wants the money in Social Security and Medicare and really do not care how they get it.
The FACTS are that Social Security and Medicare may need some minor fixes but nothing major. Raise the cap on SS, problem solved.
The FACTS are that SS and Medicare belong to the people and not anyone else.

The opposition wants to protect the corporations, Wall Street and Banks by letting them regulate themselves.
The FACTS are that all three of these 'things' have no idea how to regulate themselves and do not care about people, they only care about making more and more money and if people die or are destroyed in the process too bad.

Now, these are the facts I know, you may know more facts than these. The opposition knows these facts too, but they continue doing the same things that are destroying this country. Is it because they do not care or they hope it will turn out different next time??
It is my opinion that the opposition does care about facts and no matter how many times you beat them with facts it will not make any difference. So one has to beat them at their own game and beat them until they are so bloody they will not want to fight again for a very long time.

This is my opinion.............

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

140. Thank you for your concern.

Of course, if everyone refrains from making crude jokes about Republicans, they'll play nice. Obviously! :eyes:

[roguevalley]

143. no. :-D

[Oilwellian]

114. Brilliantly funny

Thanks for the hearty laugh. :D

[Enthusiast]

115. < whiny voice> "We can't raise taxes!"

[MrMickeysMom]

117. I knew I stayed up real late for a reason...

I can go to bed laughing now!

[Bette Noir]

118. Proud to be rec # 333, or, as my people call it

Half a Beast.

[watajob]

120. Weiner's Weiner? C'mon! One of you tech savvy folks out there...

... HAS to be able to do a, ... (wait for it), ... Boehner's Boner! :rofl:

[Amonester]

121. LOL! Send it to D.Letterman's joke acquisition dept.!

hehehe

[Hubert Flottz]

122. That's an asshole alright, but It's not orange enough to belong to

Bawlbaby Boinger.

I think that's the Kock Brother's Asshole.

[Major Hogwash]

123. Wow, that is a DUzy for sure.

You were really quick on that.
Nice one.

[liberal N proud]

124. More like the boil on his ass

:rofl:

[orbitalman]

126. Hilarious, but TRUE ! n/t

[Deep13]

127. No sex threads allowed, but somehow THIS is okay.

Go figure.

[jeremyfive]

128. Anybody Want to See the Lewd Photo I Was Twitted? -- Orange Testicles from Guess Which Speaker?

It brought a tear to my eye, too.

[jeremyfive]

129. Damn, I Only Got the Orange-Testicles Shot

Lucky dude you are!

[Pacifist Patriot]

130. I cannot tell you how much I needed that this morning. LOL!

[Liberal In Texas]

131. Funniest post and replies on DU for awhile now. n/t

[driver8]

132. Damn -- now THAT'S funny!!!

Thanks for the laugh!!

[Vinca]

133. I keep clicking on this because it's so damn funny.

Best post of the year so far.

[BrklynLiberal]

134. ROTFLMAO! DUzy worthy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maine-i-acs]

135. No, this guy's nose just smells like it...

[BEZERKO]

136. Does his breath smell like a fart?

[mlevans]

137. Where's the picture? It doesn't show.

I'd kind of like to see it, even though I already know what it is.

[WingDinger]

138. Where does one find a view counter?

[onehandle]

141. In GD, far right column.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=439

[onehandle]

139. posted wrong place.

.

[Shagbark Hickory]

142. I've never seen so many recs. Congrats on your successful and highly funny post.