Could you identify your own genitals in a line up?

[RainDog]

just wondering, since supposedly, Weiner could.

this might be one of those gender differences.. i dunno.

p.s. vajazzeling doesn't count.

[Ichingcarpenter]

1. I could but it would take too long

bada bing!

[RainDog]

3. don't make me nip this thread in the bud

42, huh?

oh, you mean that sci fi thing

[Dreamer Tatum]

2. Could you remember if you or someone else took a pic of your johnson

from that perspective?

I'd think he could remember that pretty clearly.

[RainDog]

6. depends on how many times I'd been screaming "Jesus!" before?

this is just a joke thread, btw.

[Atman]

7. I agree...top view, I'm pretty sure I'd know it like the palm of my hand.

:)

.

[dorkulon]

9. +1

If you have picture of anyone's genitals, I know it isn't me.

[xchrom]

11. sad -- but i believe that to be a true observation. nt

[HopeHoops]

4. Maybe - mine's got a small mole I'd probably recognize.

[Drunken Irishman]

5. I would be able to pick out a certain photo I took of my bulge...

[Rageneau]

8. That photo is of Clarence Thomas's penis.

You know -- Long Dong Silver, the lying, crooked Supreme Court Justice.

[RainDog]

13. you know, I wonder if the rumor that Breitbart has syphilis

(that I can't confirm or deny, btw - those I doubt it's true)

has anything to do with Clarence Thomas being called out by Weiner to recuse himself from hearings in cases in which his wife was paid off by corporations?

[RainDog]

15. no. his would have a pubic hair with a swoosh logo saying "It's the real thing"

at least it would in my mind.

[wtmusic]

10. If the photo was oriented in "portrait" vs. "landscape"

that's me. :D

[RainDog]

23. it all depends on your point of view, I suppose

I would always assume it would be the other way around. :)

[sufrommich]

12. I pretty sure I could remember if I took a picture of it. nt

[Playinghardball]

14. It's out on a wanted poster, 'Have You Seen This Dick?'

[MineralMan]

16. What would my genitals be doing in a lineup?

This whole thing is ridiculous.

[RainDog]

18. well, that's what we all want to know too!

(j/k)

yeah, it's all a way to take attention away from Clarence Thomas' totally scum sucking behavior as a Supreme Court Justice.

so why not laugh about it - we're living in bizarro world.

[Ikonoklast]

17. There are people who have expertise in this area...

[RedCloud]

19. maybe a sleeper cell is stirring contents elsewhere!

[Sky Masterson]

20. I could

I've seen it enough times. :D

[RainDog]

21. yeah but you never sent me those pictures I asked for...

:)

[Sky Masterson]

25. Oh no!! I'm not trying to get in to a Sky-gate!

(At least until I lose a few lbs):P

[notesdev]

22. When in doubt

just as a local TSA official to help

[Forkboy]

24. Left nut, step forward please.

[RainDog]

27. LOLOL

no smiling!

[Marrah_G]

26. Pretty sure I would remember taking a picture of myself in my underwear....

[Fla_Democrat]

28. Hell yea

me and my junk are on a first name basis. :evilgrin:

The real question is, how many other people could pick my 'genitals in a line up?' :blush:



:smoke:

[guitar man]

29. It depends

On whether it has a mole on it. And please, can we call it a tallywhacker...p..p..penis is just so personal?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIcSuyZjjIM

:spray:

[RainDog]

44. she let it slip through her fingers

...if only she had had five minutes.

...and now I've seen Porky's... at least part of it.

[Erose999]

30. I bet Andrew Brietbart could... his are the ones with syphillis (allegedly). As a matter of fact I

I may have saw them in a slideshow in my high school health class. Syphilitic genitals are pretty disgusting.

[closeupready]

31. This is one thread that is truly useless without pics.

Just saying... :evilgrin:

[RainDog]

32. thank you!

I didn't want to have to be the one to notice that myself... :9

[ZombieHorde]

33. Easily. nt

[7wo7rees]

34. I prefer the term Penazzling

[buddysmellgood]

35. Presumably, all I'd have to do is look down. If not, I don't want to know.

[krispos42]

36. It's the one below my bellybutton

If there are more than one below my bellybutton, then I'm in a situation of most unusual circumstances indeed!

[TorchTheWitch]

37. yes n/t

[B Calm]

38. What is it with republicans and their fixation on the penis? Are they still

upset they didn't get to see Bill Clinton's penis?

[truebrit71]

39. Nope. Besides, it's in my wife's purse and I haven't seen it in ages...

... ;-)

[kestrel91316]

40. Not with absolute certainty.

[jberryhill]

41. Depends on what they were accused of doing

[Dr. Strange]

42. Would you please stop asking about my genitals?

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[RainDog]

45. you shouldn't take it personally. this was a generic genitals question

it has to do with theory of mind. really.

[Better Believe It]

43. If I look down, YES I CAN!

Is this a trick question?

[RainDog]

46. hey, nobody has been talking about WHY there's a lineup... :)

[Ezlivin]

47. More importantly, others CAN'T

:)

[nolabear]

48. Is it okay if you use a stunt genital?

Just wondering. It IS for entertainment purposes only, right?

[Enrique]

49. what did they do this time?

:spank:

[RainDog]

51. sometimes they have a mind of their own, no? n/t

[Codeine]

50. Totally. Got stung by a yellowjacket down there when I was two.

Very unique bit of scarring.