Stop the Presses! I've found the GOP's nominee!! by Brainwrap

[RhodaA]

Yes, it's true--after hunting high and low for a 2012 Presidential nominee to take on Barack Obama, the Republican Party has found the perfect candidate.

Am I talking about the dog-torturing socialized medicine lover, Mitt Romney?
Nope.

Am I talking about the child molester-pardoning, bridge-collapse-ignoring yawnfest, Tim Pawlenty?
Nope.

Am I referring to the thrice-married, sick-wife-abandoning Newt Gingrich?
Nope.

Am I referring to the living-toupee-wearing, birther-obsessed Donald Trump?
Nope.

Am I referring to the rape-victim-charging, blood-libel-offending, wolf-helicopter-shooting grifter, Sarah Palin?
Nope.

Am I referring to the batshit-insane, Constitution-ignorant Michelle Bachmann?
Nope.

Am I referring to the Mafia-themed-Pizza-chain-owning one-of-only-10-black-GOPpers, Herman Cain?
Nope.

Continue:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/05/27/979938/-Stop-the-Presses!-Ive-found-the-GOPs-nominee!!?via=siderecent

[RC]

1. Don't the Republicans have anybody sane?

[saras]

2. No. Why do you ask?

[RC]

3. It's possable I may have missed someone who hadn't sliped over the edge yet.

Guess not.