Bill Tinker (local End Times guy) wants his pets back.

[Sonoman]

Ol' Bill made the local paper last Friday. He said he was going to kill his pets (two parrots and a cat) once the earthquake hit Denver, which he calculated would be sometime Saturday afternoon in Sonoma.

Sonoma County Animal Care and Control and a handful of Sheriff's Deputies went out to his compound (which truly has to be seen to be believed) and relieved Ol' Bill from those Earthly burdens.

Now he wants them back, but he is pretty sure that Camping's "timing is somehow off" and the shit is going to really hit the fan on this coming Saturday.

I saw him buying a tiny teevee early last week.

Dang, I love living here. I am gonna jump on my scooter and cruise down to the Plaza, see if he's there. Farmer's Market is this evening and he will surely show.

See y'all on Saturday, somewhere,
Sonoman

[damntexdem]

1. Sorry, Bill, but those pets got raptured.

Didn't even have clothes on to leave behind.

;-)

[dixiegrrrrl]

2. I wanna know..when is the guy on the sign gonna get his toilet back????

[rucky]

4. LOL

[Sonoman]

5. That image absolutely cracks me up.

My little town is so quirky that this was front-page news both last Friday and today (our paper comes out on Tuesday and Friday).

Sonoman

[Blue Owl]

7. Nah he's just squatting over the GOP/Religious Right cesspool

n/t

[xchrom]

3. Um -- no. Nt

[Puzzler]

6. You said "the Bible guarantees it". No wiggle room buddy.