For Harold Camping The Prophecy Came True With A Slight Miscalulation .....

[global1]

He misinterpreted the prophecy and was not 'raptured'. He incurred a 'rupture' yesterday while preparing to meet his maker. In a May 22nd statement to his followers he acknowledged he heard the Lord wrong. The Lord said 'rupture' instead of 'rapture'. He is begging for forgiveness from his followers & blames this miscalculation on his old age & his slow and continual loss of hearing.

[divvy]

1. rationalization never sleeps

[global1]

2. Late Breaking: Many Of Campings' Followers Cut Him Some Slack As Reports Are Coming in From Around

the world that they too have been 'ruptured'. Money is flowing in to Campings' ministry as his followers thank him for his warnings. They acknowledge that they will be better prepared next time and will wear braces so they will meet the Lord 'rupture' free.

[dynasaw]

3. Amazing These People Don't Read Their Bibles

Mark 13:32 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Submitted by an atheist heathen. :evilgrin:

[Historic NY]

4. He got the rupture from carrying the bags containing millions raked in from the suckers.

[Uben]

5. These doomsday predictors think they are somehow divine......

....that they are somehow above the rest of us, yet everyone has turned out to be liars who want nothing but attention.

They're kinda like the Trumps of religion.

"Thou shall not bear false witness." Huh oh! This liar is going to hell where he will be reunited with all his brethren.