Well, I've been Raptured. Turns out Gary Gygax is God after all.

[ZombieHorde]

I suddenly found myself nude, in some nerd's basement, playing D&D. Heaven is a nerd's basement. Who would have guessed? Me, that's who. That is why I was raptured. I have since walked back home. So the rapture was real, but it wasn't really a bid deal.

[Ian David]

1. E. Gary Gygax sent me a check for $18 for my Bar Mitzvah. :) n/t

[ZombieHorde]

2. Eighteen gold pieces would have been better. nt

[Ian David]

8. Or a Bag of Holding! n/t

[hulka38]

11. What does eighteen gold pieces buy you these days?

I haven't seen a player's manual in thirty years.

[Codeine]

3. I had a feeling that might be the case when the US went onto the Electrum Standard. nt

[EvolveOrConvolve]

4. Naked?

I hope you were wearing your +6 Adamantite Codpiece of Protection.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. Classic!

:thumbsup: :rofl:

[Zephie]

6. My Tiefling Swashbuckler sinned too much. I should have known I didn't stand a chance.

Oh Sadie, why must you condemn me? Forgiveith me Lord, for I hath playerkilled my party members, and looted their gold. I hath intentionally derailed storyline, I hath lied about crit rolls and botches. For these I ask your forgiveness. :rofl:

[Drale]

7. Here you can borrow my +1 mace to defend yourself

:rofl: BTW GET OUT OF MY DAMN BASEMENT YOU NUDE FREAK!!!!!!!

[Keith Bee]

9. Unrec

[ZombieHorde]

10. You're just jealous because you got left behind.

Gygax rules; other gods drool.