I'm dead.

[trumad]

It was a sincere pleasure hanging with you guys for the last 10 years.

Goodbye. Hello Jesus.

on edit: You may be wondering if I'm dead how am I able to post.

I was granted a one time post exception.

[joshcryer]

1. Is this a rapture thing or something more serious?

[trumad]

3. Sorry---can't answer---I'm dead.

[Obamanaut]

7. This second post violates the one time post exception you claimed in the OP.

"I was granted a one time post exception."

[chrisa]

9. It must be Jesus

HI JESUS!!!

[joshcryer]

13. Oh, thought it was one of those post-death time bombs that went off.

Computer alerted the internets that you were dead, and started posting on all sorts of sites about it.

Would've been kinda cool in a morbid way.

[WillParkinson]

2. :sniff:

Alas poor Trumad...we hardly knew ye.

[Raven]

4. A very creative "goodbye DU" post?

[malaise]

5. So where's your freaking tombstone?

:evilgrin:

[trumad]

6. N/A

[Fumesucker]

10. So only skinny people are going to be raptured?

[Capitalocracy]

15. You try sucking us fatties up into the bright light in the sky!

I mean, God's all-powerful and everything, but give the guy a break! We're heavy!

[Fumesucker]

20. Which raises the interesting conundrum..

Can God create a human so heavy that He cannot lift them?

[Jackpine Radical]

16. Fake picture.

You can tell. They all have clothes on.

[Contrary1]

21. You are aware that the naked human body is sinful, aren't you?

Why would it be any different for the rapturees?

And you wonder why you are still here.

:eyes:

[Generic Other]

23. The real picture (WARNING) close eyes if nudity offends...

I managed to get this snapshot out my window this morning.

[11 Bravo]

26. Damn! Guys who are Raptured have to leave their dicks behind?

[Generic Other]

29. The joke's on Osama

All those virgins and no unit.

[Owl]

22. Being raptured into the Sun?

[Gemini Cat]

36. Wow, a bunch of floating skinny white people!

That's scarey.

[H2O Man]

8. "Cancel my subscription

to the resurrection; I've got some friends inside the gold mine." -- JDM

I hope to be here until after today's AAU basketball tournament.

[madokie]

11. So that explains that g-d awful smell this morning

[lunatica]

12. With the company you'll be keeping you have my sincerest sympathies

My avatar should describe what I think you're state of mind will be.

[Tesha]

14. Like David Bowman in "2010"?

Is "something wonderful" about to happen? Should
I brush my hair?



Tesha

[barbtries]

17. i'm finding that heaven

is a hell of a lot like earth. so is hell apparently. i don't know where i am! :cry:

[taterguy]

18. I know. I could hear the cheers from the Jealous Douchebag Brigade

[CatWoman]

19. nooooooooooo!!!!

:hi:

:loveya:

[astral]

24. I'm gonna tell Jesus I'd rather go to Hell.

I don't wanna be bored to eternity.

[madinmaryland]

25. I see you were resurrected in the Sports Forum. Something about jealous...

douchebags!!

"P

[BOG PERSON]

27. SEE YOU IN HELL

(from heaven)

[Taverner]

28. So if I want a guitar instead of a harp, will that be kosher?

[Jackpine Radical]

30. Kosher? Who cares?

There prably aren't gonna be a lot of rabbis in that crowd.

[Taverner]

31. But I'm here now and there's lots of Jews - mostly Jewish Atheists!

Who knew God hated his followers so much...

[mwooldri]

32. Say hi to my desktop computer for me.

It got raptured today.

Sadly I am still here - I think.

[Capt. America]

33. Oh noes! It looks like I got "left behind"...too bad "he" didn't take my neighbor...

[WilliamPitt]

34. I hate your basketball team. And your football team legitimately sucks out loud.

I thought I should share my thoughts, you know, here in extremis.

Oh, P.S., fuck your "Big Three" with a splintered baseball bat.

And your football "team" cracks me up. Thanks for playing us twice.

:hi:

;)

[trumad]

38. Technically Tampa Bay is in Florida...

You forgot them.

[Shagbark Hickory]

35. enough already. These aren't funny any more.

[trumad]

37. I love when the "not funny" police arrive on the scene...

Don't click if you think it's not funny...errr Shagbark.

[Shagbark Hickory]

39. Your title doesn't indicate this is rapture related so how would anyone know.

[trumad]

40. It sure looked like 99 percent knew right off the bat.

I'll PM you before I post my next thread to give you a heads up.