Will Hank Williams, Jr,. be raptured? or just as soon stay home?

[flakey_foont]

If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie, I don't wanna go
If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie, I'd just as soon stay home

I was one of the chosen few, to be born in Alabam',
I'm just alike my daddy's son, I'm proud of who I am.
I went through a lot of good women, and shook old Jim Beam's hand,
If I never see the pearly gates, I've walked through the promised land.

If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie, I don't wanna go,
If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie, I'd just as soon stay home.
If they don't have a Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee,
Just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

blah blah blah

[sharp_stick]

1. I'd kind of be the opposite

if heaven is a lot like Dixie I'd just as soon pick hell.

I once pissed off a fundie family member who was trying to convince me that heaven was going to be a great place because everyone like him was going to be there. I told him that if members of his church were the chosen ones I wanted to be as far away from that hell as possible.

edit for the typos