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jorno67 Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:13 AM
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So people die everyday, right? Are the people who die tomorrow automatically raptured?
This is the kind of thing I think about - so it's my question of the day.
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nonperson Donating Member (901 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:14 AM
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1. As I remember
The raptured don't die. They never know death. They're like "Beam me up, Scotty" without ever asking.
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jorno67 Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 12:38 PM
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10. so if someone goes missing it's safe to assume the've been raptured.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:17 AM
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2. I think if you die before 6:00 your soul gets raptured*
Edited on Fri May-20-11 09:26 AM by Wickerman
and if you are alive at the time of rapture, your whole body gets taken.

*must be right kind of Christian.

There is still time to repent.
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yesphan Donating Member (295 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:24 AM
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4. If you get taken whole,
What happens if you are indoors ? Do you just bounce off the ceiling until
someone lets you out ? I have an image of millions of naked people bouncing
off ceilings, stuck in trees, etc..
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Wait Wut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:30 AM
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5. AAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Thanks for the visual!!!
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nonperson Donating Member (901 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:20 AM
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3. You know, these questions are coming up
And having been brought up Catholic and not really reading directly from the Bible (we were taught "Catechism") ((where the question was half the answer to reinforce infallible teachings)) but I read the Bible once and it really is fascinating reading if for nothing more, in the case of atheists or other "non-believers", than as an insight into the human thought process and the human condition, as well as being full of some very interesting stories.
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:39 AM
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6. NO- the raptured don't die. They are transported to heaven without going thru death,
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:41 AM
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7. You have to log in 24 hours in advance and get your rapture assingment.
Kinda like Southwest Airlines.
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nonperson Donating Member (901 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:53 AM
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8. Volume is unusually heavy
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jorno67 Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 10:32 AM
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9. this could get ugly
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