We should all get on board and say that the Rapture did occur on May 21st

[Motown_Johnny]

and that everyone still here is left behind and that God doesn't approve of them.


Palin, Huckabee, Limbaugh.... all of them


Sorry guys, the Rapture already happened and you didn't measure up. Time to shut up and get in line with the rest of us who were left behind.

[liberal N proud]

1. But we must do some things to make them believe it

Scatter clothes around your community, let a few inflatable dolls filled with helium float away near busy areas (shopping center, churches etc.) and call FOX news to report sightings of people floating naked into the air.

[av8rdave]

2. If we float away naked, I'd sure like to lose a few pounds before I get raptured!

[Motown_Johnny]

3. the one thing we know about conservatives is that they can convince themselves of anything

evidence is not needed

[ixion]

4. I'm feeling more raptured already...

:toast:

[Bragi]

5. Q: Is there a scheduled time for the rapture?

I ask just for personal planning reasons, what with Saturdays being so busy.

[Fumesucker]

7. Six PM your local time.. n/t

[liberal N proud]

8. 6 PM Locally

That is what I remember reading somewhere. If you get up at 6 AM EST, you will be able to watch it all day long before it arrives on the east coast of the US.

:rofl:

[Bragi]

10. Thanks for that, hmmm...

So Asia will be Raptured way before the U.S. That doesn't seem right. The Rapture Welcome Centres may all be full by the time Americans get to go.

Is there a pre-boarding area of some sort where people can register, hold their place before their designated departure time, and enjoy a Bud and a few pat-downs while waiting?

[Buns_of_Fire]

12. If we're lucky, the MSM will have correspondents in each time zone.

"And now, it's 5:58 in France, so we'll be switching to our Paris Bureau Chief to tell us what's happening there. Take it, John... John...? We seem to have lost our connection with the Paris Bureau..."

[pipi_k]

16. Being the lazyass I am...

I'll just get up at my regular time and wait for the movie to come out.

I suppose there's still time for a low budget production before the world blows up in October.

[Motown_Johnny]

22. we are not supposed to have a thousand years of peace

so I don't see how the world blows up in October...


...but I can see how we could use this to cut the Defense spending.


We are at the beginning of 1000 years of peace! The Bible tells us so! Why spend money on more planes and ships?

[tanyev]

6. Write up an eloquent anecdote about how your family got raptured and you didn't.

Post it everywhere.

[IDemo]

17. Reverse that

"OMG I didn't know we'd have broadband here in heaven!! And the iPad37 is Sooo cool!!

[Motown_Johnny]

20. and wars and poverty and illness and greed and crime .......

[The Backlash Cometh]

9. Time was measured in a different manner in the bible.

I think the fact that we're getting showered with radiation isn't the best prognosis for the future.

[Bragi]

11. Did you say "Bible" and "fact" in one sentence?

Maybe there's still time for you to edit.

[The Backlash Cometh]

14. Different sentences.

[Motown_Johnny]

24. facts don't matter here, this is pure propaganda

They want the rapture, fine. I say we give them one even if it didn't happen, and from now on everyone on earth has been left behind by God so they can just STFU about what they think God would want. If they knew that they would have already been raptured away.

[The Backlash Cometh]

25. God's having his revenge.

We will see decreased reproduction abilities in our lifetime because of the oil pollution and nuclear fallout. And the church will finally get their way. Abortion will be criminalized one we're down to the last billion living on the planet.

I always wondered how it would end. Unless someone finds a way to cap those plants and come up with a clean energy source, it's how it's going to play out.

[mopinko]

13. all we have to do is bump off that old guy and dump the body

in the ocean. or the grand canyon. (kidding)

[CanonRay]

15. Saturday night they'll be buried in their bibles

"Recalculatin" and trying to figure out how they figured it out wrong. Bunch of idiots.

[patricia92243]

18. Who is the spokesperson for them? Who will say that it happened or not??

[Motown_Johnny]

19. who cares, from now on every religious type should be told he/she was left behind

so they can drop all the religious crap. If he/she knew so much about what God wanted then he/she would already have been raptured up on May 21st 2011.



Then when they argue that it didn't happen we hit back with how the Bible Guarantees it and that they must either believe it happened or they don't believe in the Bible.


I think it is going to be tons of fun for years to come.

[Amonester]

23. + Infinity.

[EFerrari]

21. Works for me.

lol

:)