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[SoCalDem]

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/SoCalDem/164
BREAKING: Republicans release their detailed health plan

Posted by SoCalDem in General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010)
Wed Jul 15th 2009, 08:06 PM


and it's PORTABLE!



and for those who say "Will it have subsidies"

YES it WILL!



and the bandages.. Perfection:

For the affluent:


For the carnivores:


For the base:


Sorry, there's no dental care, but there are wonderful mints & breath sprays included:






More dental hygiene products:




Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon! Is there anything bacon cant improve?

Each 2" tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards of waxed floss. Yummy.

Say you prefer the Canadian Plan? Here you go:

LOOK AND FEEL CANADIAN BREATH SPRAY
Why do I like hockey now?




You may have read about Canadians in books or watched documentaries about their country on TV. Discover the simple pleasures like trout fishing, snowshoeing, moose and maple syrup appreciation.


There's even a mental health plan:




Are you stressed? Need something to squeeze?

Well lucky for you, Mr. Martian has left his own planet for ours to help us through these very stressful, economic times. When you feel the need to squeeze the life out of your accountant, stop and remember Mr. Martian. Martian Popping Thing stands 4" tall, he's made of soft orange rubber, and when you squeeze him, his eyes, ears and nose pop out!

These products are all REAL, and can be found at my 2nd favorite site www.perpetualkid.com

[lonestarnot]

1. Very good analogy.

[madrchsod]

2. most excellent post!

[eleny]

3. Those bacon strips - omg! K&R

[freshwest]

4. Love the mints! I must share those with some GOPhers.

[pacalo]

5. Hahaaa!

Somewhere there's an inbred thug making a note of this to pass along to Boner.

[missheidi]

6. Hilarious!

Best post I've read in a LONG time.