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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:37 AM
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OK, why is Rapture Ready holding a conference in Branson, MO in July? Aren't they supposed to be
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:38 AM
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1. Having picked up riverboat gambling from Twain, Jesus will be holding a...
...five card stud tournament there after the Rapture.

PB
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Jefferson23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:39 AM
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2. ROFL.
K&R.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:41 AM
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3. They think he's a "false prophet."
Edited on Wed May-18-11 10:41 AM by originalpckelly
Unlike them, they're just false profits.

They're going to protest him.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:42 AM
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4. Here:
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:42 AM
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5. I hear most believe it will be 5-21-12, and that 2011s suffer from premature erapturation
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Jefferson23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:44 AM
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8. LOL@ premature erapturation. n/t
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:42 AM
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6. They don't believe in the May 21 "false prophecy"
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:43 AM
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7. The "rapture" happened on October 16th, 1993. They didn't get the memo.
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littlewolf Donating Member (920 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 11:13 AM
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9. Matt. 24:36 KJV
36. But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

nuff said ....
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 11:17 AM
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10. Most Rapturers don't believe that the date can be known.
So they would think that the appropriate thing to do is just be ready but to go on with life until the big day arrives suddenly and unannounced. Camping is considered to be a false prophet by most of the Rapture-Ready folk.
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 11:47 AM
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11. Wow, being 'unrec'ed' for making fun of RR!
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