On the evening of May 20th.....a bucket list

[Uben]

....please leave extra food for your pets, since we will all be gone the next day.

Here's some more things to do to prepare-

Spend all your money

Flip your boss off when leaving work

Drive a hundred miles an hour and run every red light

Step over the "wait here" line at the post office

Leave doors and gates open. You pets will need to scavenge for food after eating you. (they may not bite the hand that feeds them, but they will swallow it whole)

So much to do, so little time. What else?

[Raven]

1. Clean underwear.

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. That was my first thought, but then I understand people are raptured all nekkid 'n' everything.

But for those of use who'll be picking up all those piles of used clothing after everybody's gone, I must say that leaving clean underwear for us would be appreciated. Thank you very much. :-)

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Vote democratic via absentee voter form.

[woodsprite]

3. I like that!!! n/t

[maxrandb]

4. 2 chicks at the same time

If you have seen the movie Office Space, you know the reference;

Character 1: "What would you do with a million dollars?"

Character 2: "2 chicks at the same time"

Character 2: "What would you do?"

Character 1: "Nothing...absolutely nothing"

Character 2: "Hell, you don't need a million dollars for that, my cousin doesn't do shit, and he ain't got a pot to piss in"

[CanonRay]

6. Open the doors that say "Danger-High Voltage"