May 22 toon

[Ichingcarpenter]

[xxqqqzme]

1. That's me -

though I do not wear tube tops anymore!


More than a few years ago, I was stuck on the 405 parking lot and it suddenly occurred to me if the rapture happened, I could get home much faster.

[jp11]

3. I'd think jumping like that in heels would be dangerous.

[Jim Lane]

4. Hazard of the Rapture

Your problem is that, if the Rapture occurred, while you were on 405, there'd be a terrible traffic jam, as all the driverless cars came to a stop and had to be removed one by one.

Or do the cars perhaps get Raptured too? I suppose, for some people, it wouldn't be Heaven if they couldn't drive.

[Ichingcarpenter]

6. At home they needed to buy The Rapture Hatch

magine your family’s frustration without a Rapture Hatch. Who wants to be stuck to the ceiling during the entire Tribulation?

[liberal N proud]

2. And published before the date so they can enjoy it too

[HopeHoops]

5. That's the way I feel about it. Leave me here to tend to my garden.