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scheming daemons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-15-11 11:49 PM Original message |
How to mess with the May 21-ers' minds..... |
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Trajan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-15-11 11:50 PM Response to Original message |
1. LMFAO ! .... |
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OffWithTheirHeads (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-15-11 11:55 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. +1,000 |
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immoderate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 08:43 AM Response to Reply #1 |
27. People in South Florida can come to the FLASH party... |
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Blue State Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 07:54 PM Response to Reply #27 |
75. It's already started... |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-15-11 11:59 PM Response to Original message |
3. "If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody....." |
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geckosfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 06:27 AM Response to Reply #3 |
17. + |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 12:02 AM Response to Original message |
4. LOL!!! |
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Tx4obama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 12:02 AM Response to Original message |
5. Watch the video on the link below - Left Behind PRANK |
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Control-Z (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 01:06 AM Response to Reply #5 |
10. I should be ashamed |
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Ratty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 01:28 PM Response to Reply #10 |
50. The more she cried |
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backscatter712 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:19 AM Response to Reply #5 |
37. Awesome!!! n/t |
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Fuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 06:34 PM Response to Reply #5 |
64. Jesus Christ on a pogo stick |
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JBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 07:28 PM Original message |
LOL. "Wait... This is really scaring me...." |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 09:59 PM Response to Reply #5 |
82. I hate to admit this |
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CoffeeCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 12:04 AM Response to Original message |
6. Oh the fun we could have! |
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haele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:30 PM Original message |
No, no -outside Buddist temples, Synogogs and Mosques .... |
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rpannier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 12:20 AM Response to Original message |
7. This must be an event that didn't get any mention in Korea |
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hyphenate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 12:29 AM Response to Original message |
8. I really must make my final arrangements |
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rpannier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 12:44 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Only fundies Christians are getting raptured |
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dddem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 07:09 PM Response to Reply #9 |
66. luxury asses, actually. |
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swimboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 01:28 AM Response to Reply #8 |
12. The cats have already arranged for your care and feeding. |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 01:54 PM Response to Reply #12 |
52. I'm planning on driving a late-model, pre-owned/recently raptured car to my gig on the 21st. |
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swimboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 09:28 PM Response to Reply #52 |
80. With our usual inerrant timing |
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piratefish08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 06:40 AM Response to Reply #8 |
18. problem solved!! |
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KurtNYC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 01:08 PM Response to Reply #8 |
47. you can buy insurance |
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SheilaT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:08 PM Response to Reply #47 |
84. Oh that's GOOD! |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:11 PM Response to Reply #8 |
86. Oh the cats are too aloof, they must know they ARE saved! |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 01:08 AM Response to Original message |
11. Theme song for the May 21, crowd |
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Duer 157099 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 01:30 AM Response to Original message |
13. Oooooooh, your name is so apt |
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coalition_unwilling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 01:35 AM Response to Original message |
14. Nefariously villainous . . . or is that villainously nefarious? The mind-fuck |
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coalition_unwilling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 01:55 AM Response to Original message |
15. FaceBook now has a Post-Rapture Looting Event you can |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 02:20 AM Response to Original message |
16. Where's Banksy when you really need him? |
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kentuck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 06:40 AM Response to Original message |
19. That paints a picture of... |
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1awake (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 06:52 AM Response to Original message |
20. lol, that would be funny but |
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sweetapogee (449 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 07:54 AM Response to Reply #20 |
22. 1awake |
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1awake (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:27 AM Response to Reply #22 |
40. Very true. n/t |
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Kievan Rus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 07:32 PM Response to Reply #20 |
71. An article in today's Pittsburgh Post-Gazette mentioned exactly that |
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Tesha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 06:53 AM Response to Original message |
21. It'd be kind of funny if the only beings who disappeared were the mice and the dolphins... (NT) |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 08:45 AM Response to Reply #21 |
28. "So long, and thanks for all the fish." |
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Tesha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:27 AM Response to Reply #28 |
39. They wouldn't leave us any message at all -- |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 07:56 AM Response to Original message |
23. I'd really love to inflate some plastic blowup dolls with helium and let them loose |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 08:29 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Holy SHIT that's a great idea! |
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Ezlivin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 09:02 AM Response to Reply #23 |
30. See: Six Feet Under - "In Case of Rapture" |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 09:18 AM Response to Reply #30 |
33. Exactly. Also, it's an ongoing urban legend. |
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hootinholler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 04:24 PM Response to Reply #33 |
55. Inflating plastic dolls with helium is an urban legend? |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 05:44 PM Response to Reply #55 |
60. Yeah, it is |
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hootinholler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 07:39 PM Response to Reply #60 |
73. I had not heard that one before! |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 12:22 PM Response to Reply #23 |
46. I would like to dress these blowup dolls in Kirk Cameron t-shirts before their release! |
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Yavapai (554 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 07:35 PM Response to Reply #46 |
72. A friend once gave me a gag gift of a blow up doll, |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 08:35 AM Response to Original message |
25. My sides hurt from laughing so hard |
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CanonRay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 08:36 AM Response to Original message |
26. You, sir, have a very devious mind |
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IDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 08:56 AM Response to Original message |
29. Be sure to place some clothing together in a compromising position |
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DearAbby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 09:04 AM Response to Original message |
31. Shit! |
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TNDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
32. I knew someone in college who was totally caught up with the rapture |
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Angry Dragon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
34. I figure all the churches will be empty on the 22nd |
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rustydog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:11 AM Response to Original message |
35. I am going to do this at work! |
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lumberjack_jeff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
36. Place a copy of an L Ron Hubbard book atop each pile. n/t |
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Sheepshank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
38. Do any of these 1% crackpot evangelicals own a auto dealership? |
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needledriver (174 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
41. I'm doomed... |
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FredStembottom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
42. This must be about the 5th Rapture I've been through...... |
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scheming daemons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 05:25 PM Response to Reply #42 |
56. Saturday Night Live should be fun this week... |
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FredStembottom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-11 11:45 AM Response to Reply #56 |
95. Good point! Gotta watch. |
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Lynx (91 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
43. It's true |
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bobburgster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
44. That is hysterical! |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
45. Don't you know it's unacceptable on DU to make fun of "Faith"? |
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scheming daemons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 01:33 PM Response to Reply #45 |
51. As an atheist, I do freely make fun of faith.... but in this case, I am making fun of nutjobs |
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druidity33 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 08:40 PM Response to Reply #51 |
77. Atheist joke... |
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LAGC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:28 PM Response to Reply #77 |
91. Good one! |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 01:58 PM Response to Reply #45 |
53. Leave piles of "magic undies" all around, as if only Mormons were raptured! |
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BlancheSplanchnik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:30 PM Response to Reply #53 |
92. OMG! That would really make their heads explode! |
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KurtNYC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
48. NBC had rapture scultpure in their plaza right next to the TODAY Show |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 01:23 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. It's not a rapture sculpture, though, according to the link you posted. |
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KurtNYC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 02:16 PM Response to Reply #49 |
54. yeah, that's the non-demoninational version of what its about |
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Hissyspit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:22 PM Response to Reply #54 |
89. Interview with Borofsky and his "Man With A Briefcase:" |
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Hissyspit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:11 PM Response to Reply #48 |
85. Not a big fan of Borofsky's stuff, but I don't think there is any indication he is an evangelist |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
57. I need a car |
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scheming daemons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 05:35 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. Just wait til they disappear... then you'll have your choice ..... |
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Thav (336 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
59. And the end of the world shall come |
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Dj13Francis (343 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
61. Funny! |
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the_chinuk (240 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
62. Since their minds are already messed with … would they notice? n/t |
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Rosa Luxemburg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
63. thought the Rapture thing is 2012 |
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dddem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 07:10 PM Response to Reply #63 |
67. only if you're Mayan |
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SHRED (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
65. They have minds??? |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
68. I'd dress up a skeleton in clothes. |
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colorado_ufo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
69. Had dinner at a restaurant with The Husband a few nights ago. |
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Kievan Rus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
70. The thing is, even most evangelicals know Harold Camping is a crackpot |
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prismpalette (14 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
74. laughing out loud |
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Broderick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
76. Seriously |
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Chorophyll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
78. Your DU name suits you! |
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sabrina 1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
79. But what if they're right? |
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LAGC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:24 PM Response to Reply #79 |
90. God willing... |
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tomm2thumbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
81. sounds like fun - 'Andromeda Strain' watching parties to commence immediately |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:04 PM Response to Original message |
83. Will they will us their belongings? |
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BlancheSplanchnik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:22 PM Response to Original message |
87. Scheming daemons, this sure lives up to your name |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 10:22 PM Response to Original message |
88. I feel rather sorry for them and am not inclined to torment them further: they'll know |
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RowdyRacer (69 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 11:03 PM Response to Reply #88 |
93. I am hosting a big motorcycle race on the 21st... |
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2banon (794 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-11 11:14 PM Response to Original message |
94. that is funny.. |
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