Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

[proud2BlibKansan]

Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

more . . . http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/

[Blue-Jay]

1. This thread has potential.

I can see it going any number of ways.

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Ya think?

:popcorn:

I'm ready.

[Blue-Jay]

4. I'll start! I'd be OK if I were asked to share an office with her.

I'm very supportive of dealing with other peoples' special needs.

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. That's very generous of you

[Orrex]

3. With all due respect to masturbation...

this is about the 15th thread I've read about this on DU.

[Blue-Jay]

5. 15? I've only masturbated to 12 of them.

I guess I missed a few.

[Orrex]

7. Well, the night is young.

[Odin2005]

15. !!!

:rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

10. Some stories are just that important

What can I say?

[I owe]

14. This specific story?

I haven't seen any others, but hey I'm new here.

[Riftaxe]

18. don't be just a spoil sport

:popcorn:

[AtomicKitten]

6. You go girl.

[tabatha]

8. I tried to see if it was on Snopes as a false story.

The search turned up all sorts of bizarre stories. LOL.

[Riftaxe]

20. Hmm a google search of masturbation

makes me want to take a shower...:crazy:

[somone]

9. Does she do it ergonomically?

[catabryna]

12. Do you not know how to scroll down?

This is so 24 hours ago! ;-)

[Odin2005]

13. How many times is this gonna be posted?

[jp11]

16. 30 years after the internet ends it will still be reposted.

[guruoo]

17. Couple more should do it

for now.

[theHandpuppet]

26. Frankly, it's lounge material to begin with

But someone's obviously starved for attention.

[sharesunited]

19. OK but wash your hands frequently.

[somone]

28. Yep

[katnapped]

29. You mean with this....right?

http://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Gentials-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA/

[sakabatou]

21. IBTL

[Hardrada]

22. Reminds me of that SNL skit where this guy was always having

an orgasm when people would say some random thing to him. I forgot who the actor was but they did that bit a few times.

[Lil Missy]

23. It's a hoax. n/t

[jberryhill]

24. Right? At my workplace, it is a requirement!

[secondwind]

25. Ana is in the wrong profession!

[unblock]

27. 46 times a day, that's normal. 47 times a day, yeah, that's when you go for help.

gotta draw the line somewhere, i guess!