"America's Top Racist"/TRUMP spends an hour per day on his dandruff: World class decision-making

[UTUSN]

In the past six months I actually did start watching "Celebrity Apprentice," and its drawing power for me was the same as watching "live" events like the Academy Awards and interviews: The illusion that there were peeks at the real people under the manufactured images. I was never impressed with TRUMP, always thought that he was buoyed by the superficial bubble of yes-men around him, people who could be manipulated by their being impressed by big money/"power". But in those months I *did* think the dude had a certain amount of sense.

After he did his birther thing, and how he claimed it wasn't him making it an issue, that he actually had a lot of issues like China and Libya that he wanted to talk about but the media just asked him about birtherism, and the mounting other absurdities, he was not to be taken seriously. But then, after the Correspondents Dinner followed by the BIN LADEN event, he became a compleat clown figure of the pathetic sort. When I saw Apprentice after that, the show had become a total froth of absurdity, with his "decisions" being totally laughable.

His "decisions" were always silly, especially ARBITRARY, and puffed up by yes-men.


Now. Look at this face:




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http://gawker.com/5800906/americas-top-racist-has-dandruff

America’s Top Racist Has Dandruff

John Cook—Donald Trump let Rolling Stone in on his hair routine: "OK, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders. I don't dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour."

For one full hour every morning, Donald Trump waits patiently for his hair to air dry before carrying on with his busy day. One hour. Every day.

He went on to deny that his air-dried coiffe is an elaborately engineered and cantilevered latticework designed to give the false impression that he is not bald: "I then comb my hair. Yes, I do use a comb.... Do I comb it forward? No, I don't comb it forward." Yes he does.

(Image via Getty)

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[CTyankee]

1. Maybe I should try his remedy for dandruff.

whee, guess he's good for something!

[Auntie Bush]

2. Oh my God! That face! That face!

[LoZoccolo]

3. I'm surprised that no one's gotten a huge fan.

All that someone would need to do is park some kind of huge fan where they would expect him to be at some time, and crank it as he passes by. If there is a bald spot, we'd probably find out pretty quickly.

[MidwestTransplant]

4. For a guy who is supposedly savvy, he totally self immolated.

[HopeHoops]

5. Why doesn't he just get some fucking Head & Shoulders shampoo?

Oh, right. That would take thinking.

[JuniperLea]

6. So much effort for so little return...

Everything about that hair is bad... now we know he has dandruff to boot! How can this get worse? Oh, right... a bid for the White House.

[IcyPeas]

7. ewww. trump skin flakes. just ewwwww

[Brother Buzz]

8. So, like, he is admitting his Trump® branded Dandruff and Head Lice shampoo is crap

Nit picker
:rofl:

[TroglodyteScholar]

9. Re: "No, I don't comb it forward."

His ability to tell such an obvious lie whilst maintaining what little composure he has...well, I'd say that makes him the IDEAL Republican candidate.