I'm running for President in 2012....as a republican

[NightWatcher]

simply so that at the first big debate I can ask Newt,

"So let me get this straight, Newt, while you were impeaching Bill Clinton for getting a little strange on the side, you were cheating on your second wife with your third? or was it the one wo was dying in the hospital that you served with divorce papers while in the hospital?"

"You've gotta help me out, Newt, I cant keep all these affairs straight. Can we get a pie chart, flow chart, or Ho graph?"

[FSogol]

1. Make sure you email your question to the moderators of any debates.

I plan on sending, "Newt, you resigned in disgrace as Speaker of the House after being forced out by Republicans following your eighty-four ethics violations. Why in the Hell wold anyone trust you or your opinion on anything?"

[xchrom]

2. ...

:spray:

[geardaddy]

3. K and R

That would be priceless.

[digitaln3rd]

4. Gotta love a defender of "traditional marriage"

That divorced his wife while she was recovering from cancer and had an affair while leading the crusade against President Clinton for doing the same thing.

[chalky]

5. Darlin', you had me at "ho graph".

n/t