The maiden Voyage of the USS Karma

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HAve you got your ticket? Join the elite such as Madoff, Sadaam, Mubarak, Ghadaffi, and UBL on a cruise on the river Styx in hell! But hurry, because it's filling up fast! GWB, CHeney, Rove, Rice, and the entire republican congress have booked passage already. The Koch brothers have reserved all of the luxury cabins, and Scott Walker has been awarded a free ticket!


You see, there are so many who have worked their entire life to go to hell that there will never be enough cabins to house them all, so acquiring passage will be difficult. Even Priceline.com has been denied negotiations.