Burma Shave

[madamesilverspurs]

John Fugelsang seems to have been infused with some Burma Shave DNA:

They say Bush purged bin Laden's scourge
and torture did protect us
but right-wing hacks are lax with facts
like textbooks made in Texas.


-

[elleng]

1. A guy

Who drives
A car wide open
Is not thinkin'
He's just hopin'
Burma-Shave

He tried
To cross
As fast train neared
Death didn't draft him
He volunteered
Burma-Shave

Altho insured
Remember, kiddo
They don't pay you
They pay
Your widow
Burma-Shave

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES!

[Scuba]

2. I miss those....

Don't let your elbow
hang out too far.
It may ride home
in another car.

[hootinholler]

3. I don't remember seeing them

But my mom used to recite them.

-Hoot

[Blue Owl]

4. Eliz. Hasselbeck, take note...

this is what a good poem looks like.