Breaking: Trump Demands Obama Release bin Laden's Long-Form Death Certificate

[Pab Sungenis]

NEW YORK May 2 (WTF): Republican Presidential aspirant Donald Trump demanded that President Obama release a "Long-Form Death Certificate" for Osama bin Laden before he accepts that the terrorist is dead.

"How do we know that he died in Pakistan? My men in Hawai'i, after their fifth Mai-Tai, told me that he actually died in Indonesia. The President should release the Long-Form Death Certificate to prove, if he can, that bin Laden died in Pakistan."

Trump also demanded that Obama produce his fifth grade spelling bee results, a photograph that supposedly shows Obama in the audience of a Chicago "Bozo Show" recording in 1971, and "the recipe for those jam cookies my mother used to make that no one seems to know how to do properly."

The White House had no response.

[Drale]

1. Man is just so easy to attack Trump now lol

A side note: I got to go to Bozo in 1991 lol I was not on the show just in the audience though.

[cbdo2007]

2. Wow, this is so funny even after already reading it 5,000 other times.

Hopefully someone else will post it again soon!!

[Pab Sungenis]

3. What can I say?

First thing that came to mind, and hadn't seen it posted when I started writing it.

At least I tried to write a bit more than just the headline.

[cbdo2007]

4. Ok....you get some credit for creativity :)

Sorry for my sarcasticity.