How to Make Some Money!

[Boojatta]

Do some polling, and sell the results. Just be careful to ignore all questions of accuracy and reliability and make sure that, according to your poll, Donald Trump is leading.

I didn't know that I'd be virtually the sole focus, and I guess when you're leading in most of the polls that tends to happen.

[murielm99]

1. In your dreams, Donnie.

I heard plenty of other people being roasted. They had the decency to laugh at themselves. It can be hard, but we all need to laugh at ourselves.

[Boojatta]

2. Kick