Bachmann Finds Link Between Migraines & High-Heels

[Kind of Blue]

"As Rep. Michele Bachmann's severe migraines hit the headlines this week, The Daily Caller website reported that the Minnesota Republican has -- to her staff -- implausibly blamed the headaches on uncomfortable high-heel shoes."

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/high-heels-michele-bachmanns-migraines/story?id=14115221

[damntexdem]

1. Maybe the extra height causes her to bang her head on low-hanging objects.

;-)

[livetohike]

5. LOL, iced tea all over the monitor

Thanks for the laugh.

[Kind of Blue]

10. LOL... I wouldn't doubt that at all. n/t

[hobbit709]

2. Her real problem is that she's loco in the cabeza.

As Speedy Gonzales says.

[Kind of Blue]

11. Yeah, she (we) obviously needs a long rest

from her. I hope this causes a speedy retreat. Ugh!

[livetohike]

3. Oh yeah, so just wear flats and you will be healed Michele

What an idiot. Great example of her decision making skills :eyes:.

[Kind of Blue]

12. Too bad the migraines don't cause

the vicious things she says. Wearing flats can't help that mouth - but it's a start :crazy:

[brewens]

4. Then WTF are you doing wearing them lady?!! That even makes

her sound dumber.

[Kind of Blue]

14. ...

:rofl: Suffering must give her that edgy appeal.

[Ganja Ninja]

6. Tell Marcus to take them off. n/t

[itsrobert]

8. Ha ha!

good one

[Kind of Blue]

15. Yuck! Now, I've got to wash my eyeballs

of that vision.

[LiberalFighter]

22. Now if only a reporter would connect the dots

and ask if her migraines are the result of Marcus wearing them.

[itsrobert]

7. She should load up on Vitamin B

n/t

[Kind of Blue]

18. And sensible shoes. n/t

[IcyPeas]

9. okay, all you guys who get migraines....

own up.

[Kind of Blue]

19. Bet they won't. But she needs to own up

to what medication(s) she's on.

[Cracklin Charlie]

13. These jokes just write themselves.

Have fun, DU'ers!

I'll be back later for big laffs! I know you won't disappoint me!

[otohara]

16. Feets Have A Whole Lot of Nerves

I feel for anyone who has migraines.


Here's the list of stuff that triggers migraines for me:

Blueberries
Blackberries
Chocolate
Weather change
Fragrances, especially Febreze
Stress
Sinusitis attack
Molds

Never thought about my feet, but I don't count anything out when it comes to migraines.

[Kind of Blue]

17. I know. I rarely have them but

avoid the things like you list that causes them as soon as possible and if possible.

[libodem]

20. me too

Imitrex made my life so much better. Having my neck fused, menopause, and not smoking, have all but ended them for me. I also have weather related onset. Chinese food started one of my last ones.
I generally got an aura of lightening bolts so I'd take the Imitrex then and avoid the whole thing.

I got a migraine once after surgery. I was on a PCA of Demerol. Did not touch the headache. Only Imitrex, works. It reverses the constricted blood vessels and let's the pressure off.

[LiberalFighter]

23. Hmmm

So it could be insufficient blood flow thru her brain?

[Politicalboi]

21. Her shoes are her

Slavery.