Literacy is highly over-rated. Please come CAPTION Hair a'Flailin'!!!!

[skip fox]

http://www.wkvi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Sarah+Palin+Launches+Book+Tour+Memoir+Going+BXl0uKEgYFil.jpg

Responding to a skeptic at a book signing, Hair a'Flailin' is saying, "Listen, the whole book came directly from my heart. I wrote every word myself. There was no ghost writer, none, zilch, got it? Just because I can't pronounce all the words or because I can't spit out a fancy definition for, say, 'experience' or 'modify' doesn't mean I don't know what I wrote. . . . Geez, I don't have a dictionary in my head!"

[Dreamer Tatum]

1. Evidently spelling is overrated, too. nt

[damntexdem]

2. Littersee shirley is overradiated.

All you reely need is a murmur from your heart.

[sakabatou]

3. "Uh... where can I find 'Pat the Bunny?' It's all I can read."

[CakeGrrl]

4. Fingers tightly crossed that she won't be there when the R candidates debate

Once she's out, we can (hopefully) see the last of Palin threads in GD: P.

[skip fox]

5. "I tried in here to answer all the big questions! Like

is there a God and does he wear clothes? And if so who made them? Or why did't Eve wear a bikini? (Hint: no belly button!) Or if Noah's Arc landed on the top of a mountain, how did all the animals climb down? (Did you ever think of an elephant on a cliff or a hippo negotiating a steep traverse?) Or . . . ."

[skip fox]

6. "You want me to sign it to James Collins? How do you spell that?"

:)

[graywarrior]

7. Her hair looks like roadkill

Yeah, I know.....meeeeow.