A Million Dollar Idea in Two Words (or, The End Time Is the Right Time.):

[skip fox]

Rapture Insurance!

But, no joke DU, it looks like we're really headed for it this time!!!!


Might as well prepare for the big quake:

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread675320/pg1

This guy was on Fox so his prediction HAS to be like gold(line).



But if you're not on the Pacific Rim, you can start prepping for the end of the world:


http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/


And Glenn Beck says the world will soon be plunged into "complete and utter darkness":

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201103210008


Let us gather, and let the Show of Shows commence.

(I'll bring the popcorn.)

[The_Casual_Observer]

1. Slogan: "You CAN take it with you, let us show you how..."

[skip fox]

3. Or: "Left behind??? . . . Why be poor??"

"Why, for only $100 per year you can assure yourself that if some slip-up occurs or if you have miscalculated, you can enjoy your remaining years in true, royal comfort!"

I'm ready to shoot the ads!!!

[DCKit]

2. But because of that unfortunate passage in the Bible...

I can't sell Ark kits.

Damn you Noah!

[cliffordu]

4. No, but fireproof safes are gonna be HUGE!!!!