Will Their Heads Explode?

[babylonsister]

http://www.boomantribune.com/story/2011/2/25/14376/6921

Will Their Heads Explode?

by BooMan
Fri Feb 25th, 2011 at 02:37:06 PM EST

The White House makes an announcement:

"The White House is set to make news and history this afternoon when it announces the new social secretary. Jeremy Bernard, currently the chief of staff to the U.S. ambassador to France, will become the third person to hold the job in the Obama administration. But he will be the first man and the first openly gay person to be the first family's and the executive mansion's chief event planner and host."

Now, I could makes some jokes about how much better the music is going to be, but my real concern is for Reps. Steve King of Iowa and Paul Broun of Georgia. Will their heads explode? Some people might ask who will be the first to shoot them, but that would be in bad taste and quite possibly merit a visit from the Secret Service. So, instead, I will inquire about their health. Do you think they'll be okay? I mean, Mr. Bernard has been serving in France.

France!

[Forkboy]

1. Hope springs eternal.

:)

[babylonsister]

2. lol!

:hi:

[DCKit]

3. It's just a matter of time until King and Broun have their own little scandals.

Sexual repression and hatred leads to some seriously kinky behavior - look at all the projection.

These freaks know more about butt-sex than anyone I've ever known.

[old mark]

4. K&R....

[treestar]

5. K&R

:kick:

[Kurovski]

6. OMG!!!!! I HOPE THEY KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE CHILDREN!!!1!!

...you mean, heads exploding like that?

[Keith Bee]

7. Too late to rec this

But I can still kick. :evilgrin: