The forecast for today’s House Judiciary Committee is tears, with a chance of some sobbing.

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Judiciary Committee prepares for river of tears


According to a recent Bloomberg report, the former aide to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales “sobbed for 45 minutes in the office of career Justice Department official David Margolis” in early March in fear that she’d lose her job.

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http://thehill.com/in-the-know/judiciary-committee-prepares-for-river-of-tears-2007-05-23.html

[doggyboy]

1. And we're rolling! (Rolling!)

Rolling! (Rolling!)
Rolling on a river

[EFerrari]

2. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. n/t

[NRaleighLiberal]

3. Crying lessons from Boner....er, Boehner?? The coffee colored fake tan man?

[Joe Chi Minh]

4. Wasn't he dipped in varnish? I thought that was the technology involved.

[charlie]

5. Naw

No tech. Merely Olde English table polish on that burnished walnut cranium. Inexpensive and has a nice lemony scent.

[Joe Chi Minh]

9. Lemony scent, eh? I wonder if that would make him a babe magnet?

They say musk is the thing, but my wife is dedidedly unimpressed by my body odour. Can't imagine why, if the musk thing's right.

[charlie]

11. Not Republican babes

They like guys who are "minty fresh." Minty... as in redolent of hard currency. Probably all he draws are fruit flies.

[Joe Chi Minh]

12. You make more and more sense. A very astute imagination!

[malaise]

13. No she learnt from the RNC

Remember how well they prepared Mrs Alito. Fugg those tears.

[Warren DeMontague]

6. "I only wanted the DOJ to be free of adulterers, heathens and democrats in time for the rapture"

"Is that so wroooooooooooooong?" :cry: :cry: :cry:

[AndyTiedye]

7. We're All Heart

Perhaps this will make them feel better:

:nopity::nopity:
:nopity::nopity:

[dogday]

8. Crying 101 course at the Christian College is a required

course for both male and female alike....

[Uncle Joe]

10. What about Alito's wife, has she stopped crying yet? /nt