From the "Wish I'd Thought of That" Department:

[Jackpine Radical]

http://postrapturepost.com/

"Watch ye therefore: for ye know not when the master of the house cometh, at even, or at midnight, or at the cockcrowing, or in the morning: Lest coming suddenly he find you sleeping. And what I say unto you I say unto all, watch." (Mk. 13:35-37)

The time of the rapture is at hand. The signs described in the Bible that foreshadow the return of Jesus Christ are becoming all too clear. Not all who live during coming Great Tribulation will be spirited away to be with God. The Bible tells us that only those who repent of their sins and follow the teachings of Jesus Christ may enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Do you know someone who is in danger of being "left behind" because of a sinful life? Imagine if you could write a letter to a friend or loved one after the Great Day of Reckoning. Maybe a message to your family telling them to trust in God, and that everything will be okay. Perhaps you would leave instructions to care for your pets after your departure. It could be that your message is the light that opens a sinner's eyes to the Glory of God and allows them entrance to Heaven during the trials before the Second Coming. This is where the Post-Rapture Post comes in.

Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately following the exodus of the pure from the Earth. But you must be thinking to yourself, "How can the letters be delivered after the Rapture?" The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That's right, we don't believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture?

[NMDemDist2]

1. I just have one thing to say

if my dogs can't come, I'm not going either!

[TwilightGardener]

2. "Wiash"--is that Olde English?

[Jackpine Radical]

3. Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum,

þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,

[TwilightGardener]

4. Zowie!

:yourock:

[saras]

5. The rapture happened in 80 AD - get used to it.

[Rex]

6. Oh?

Tell us more!

[scarletwoman]

7. ROFLMAO! Ow! Ow! My stomach hurts! $20.39 for a woman's t-shirt! $13.19 for a coffee mug!

DAMN! Well, it just goes to show, ya gotta be quick if ya wanna cash in on teh crazy...

Thank you ever so much for finding this gem! :7

sw

[Jackpine Radical]

8. Hi, SW. I've been going around advertising my willingness

to take unseemly wealth off the hands of the Fundies so they can get themselves raptured out more easily. No takers so far...