The Creation Museum near Cincinnati opens this Sunday! ($19.95 adults; $9.95 kids):

[formerrepuke]

Grand opening May 28th! Bring the kids to Ken Ham's tribute to 13th century science and stunt their intellectual growth; follow this path to (biblical) truth!



Excerpt:
"Explore the wonders of creation. The imprint of the Creator is all around us. And the Bible’s clear—heaven and earth in six 24-hour days, earth before sun, birds before lizards.
Other surprises are just around the corner. Adam and apes share the same birthday. The first man walked with dinosaurs and named them all!
God’s Word is true, or evolution is true. No millions of years. There’s no room for compromise."

Also, tour a historically accurate replica of Noah's ark:

"Don’t panic! Inside the Ark you’re safe from the raging storm. But tread carefully along the shifting floor, under the flickering lanterns. It’s certainly not a pleasure cruise or child’s fairytale!"

Oh, and for recent college grads- they're hiring! Look at this training class of for new creation museum guides:

All I can say about this is.... DUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!
http://www.creationmuseum.org/

[enid602]

1. libery

Well, at least there will be one place in the country that will accept the GWB residential library!

[MissB]

2. Is that a room full of Liberty University graduates?

[hobbit709]

3. "A fool and his money are soon parted"

[rasputin1952]

4. Amazing to say the least...I wonder if any of the "Guides" ever

took a Science class, say Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Astonomy perhaps?

I figure this place will have lines that can be...counted in feet, maybe ...5 feet?

Considering the cost to get in, and then having to listen to all of the regreesive stuff...forget it, this is just too far OTT...

[hobbit709]

5. Naw. they'll use cubits

[BlooInBloo]

6. Dude - I would SOOOOO go if I was in the area....

.. Me and a few friends would point and laugh at the exhibits.

Oh wait - you mean those are customers?

:rofl:

[central scrutinizer]

7. The docents look like an intelligent and culturally diverse bunch

NOT!

[KansDem]

8. "The first man walked with dinosaurs and named them all!"

Yeah, well I have a question for that man: "Why did you change the name of 'Brontosaurus' to 'Apatosaurus?' Huh?, huh?"

[rasputin1952]

9. Seems to me like they would name things as to there

attributes...for dinosaurs, Apatosaurus would be, "Beast you don't want to walk under"; T.Rex would be,
"Holy Shit"; and velociraptor would be, "Grok old buddy, you can't run faster than me!"...:)

Just plain stupid, forget the ignaorance aspect of this...it is incredibly stoopid...:D

[hobbit709]

11. Another name for T Rex

would be "runforit"

[rasputin1952]

14. LOL...Yep...and you can tell where the guy went...just

follow the fecal trail...:D

[Solly Mack]

10. People are paying for this...LMAO

That's so sad and tragic.

LMAO

[Canuckistanian]

12. I wonder what other kind of exhibits they have

How about "Witches through the Ages"? Or "Our friend, the Leech".

Or the "Calico Cat Dungeon of Horrors"

[mmonk]

13. I hope one day to live in a modern and humane country.

[spanone]

15. damn, that creation shit is expensive!

[Coexist]

16. An historically accurate ark?!

don't you know God placed those blueprints in the limestone as a test of your faith?

[sam sarrha]

17. the admission price is Evolving nicely