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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 05:51 AM
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BREAKING NEWS!!!! re: Bird that pooped on bush identified
Just in - the bird that pooped on bush has been officially identified as a WMD
.... Warbler of Mass Defication... :evilgrin:
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Socal31 Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 05:55 AM
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1. LOL
Pretzels, birds.....whats next???
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 06:02 AM
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2. what's next?
Cheney has been dispatched to hunt down the WMD. Anonymous White House sources state the administration is very concerned about #2 incident
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michael_1166 Donating Member (412 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 06:31 AM
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7. An asteroid (I hope) n/t
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 06:21 AM
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3. too bad it wasn't Big Bird . . . and too bad his aim wasn't better . . .
would have given the term "shithead" a whole new meaning . . .
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 06:25 AM
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4. And if they capture him, will he be sent to Gitmo? Also, how many
number two's does he have?
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 06:29 AM
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5. They'll probably run the poor thing through a meat grinder and
feed it to Barney.
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 06:30 AM
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6. Too bad it wasn't Larry Bird n/t
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 06:41 AM
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8. and as the bird flew away... one could hear
"nevermore"
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Lobster Martini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 06:41 AM
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9. And the unsanitary dope wiped his sleeve with his bare right hand!
Wonder how many people shook that hand afterward. The leader of the free world doesn't have the sense to use a handkerchief or ask for a tissue?
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 06:45 AM
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11. He's a slob.
Among other things. All of them not so nice.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 06:57 AM
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13. Typo...
I'm sure you meant to say ..."He's a SOB."
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 07:06 AM
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15. Either works, both are accurate!
:rofl:
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 06:45 AM
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10. WRONG!!!
This bird, "Joe The Liberal Eagle," from the strip "I Drew this."



:rofl:
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 11:40 AM
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19. Great 'toon!
I'm kicking just for that.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 06:55 AM
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12. It was a toss-up between the yellow rumped warbler and the...
bald eagle back in 1776, when the founders agreed on the most patriotic bird to use as our national symbol and now we know why the warbler was in the running. Those brave little semi-yellow fellows, seem to give a good shit for their country, just when it matters most.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 06:59 AM
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14. K&R
Edited on Fri May-25-07 07:03 AM by Hubert Flottz
:kick: & Reccomend this sh*t for a DUzy award!
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GeorgeGist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 07:22 AM
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16. Wrong ...
it was a chickenshit Dem on his way to Congress to vote for Bush.
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 07:24 AM
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17. actually if it was a chickenshit dem
it wouldn't have been pooping on bush - it would have been licking the poop up


YEEEEWWWWWW!!!
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 08:52 AM
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18. kick
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Blue_Roses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 11:48 AM
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20. I missed this somehow in the chaos
what happened?
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-25-07 12:32 PM
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21. bush's presser yesterday
Edited on Fri May-25-07 12:33 PM by radfringe
he was saying how much he supports gonzo, bird flew over and crapped on his coat sleeve

he wiped it off with his bare hand...

video: http://media.smh.com.au/?rid=28401&category=Breaking%20News
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