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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 07:13 PM
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My roomate said this..regarding TSA(funny)
If he's approached by a tsa to go through a scanner or to get his junk inspected,he would say...


" I work in the porn industry and to take a picture or to touch my private areas I am required by contract,to collect a minimum 10,000 dollar fee."

Lawls
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 07:15 PM
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1. That would be funny.
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Drale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 07:16 PM
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2. I don't mind them touching
as long as they buy me dinner AHAHA! :rofl:
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de novo Donating Member (590 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 07:16 PM
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3. I'm sorry, my penis is copyrighted.
:rofl:
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The Backlash Cometh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 08:00 PM
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5. More like trade secrets.
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 11:11 PM
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6. Mine is intellectual property...it thinks for itself.
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DCKit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 07:20 PM
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4. "Call my agent" n/t
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