Fox News Interviews 7-Year-Old Boy Who Met Jesus

[one_voice]

This week Fox News' Gretchen Carlson broke the story that heaven definitely exists. Colton Burpo reports that there are no stinky old people in the hereafter, and Jesus has "sea-blue eyes, and a smile that lit up the heavens."

Read more: http://jezebel.com/5693713/fox-news-interviews-boy-whos-met-god--jesus#ixzz15g4QvQ5Q


Video at link.

[marmar]

1. Not only Jesus, but an Aryan one.

:)

[XemaSab]

4. In first century Israel

Praise! :eyes:

[krabigirl]

14. lol

[hlthe2b]

2. No puppies? Then definitely not heaven...

;)

[stopbush]

3. Yep. Religion is a form of child abuse.

[CurtEastPoint]

5. Colton BURPO? And he's written a book.

Natch. It's all about the bucks.

[piratefish08]

6. it had to be blue-eyed surfer Jesus. he's the only one Faux will acknowledge.

[MadHound]

7. Anaesthetics are powerful drugs,

Combined with intense religious belief and overheard or repressed memories, well, it can make for a hell of a combination.

[mmonk]

8. Next week, Fox interviews girl who God told to build the Ark.

[Hawkeye-X]

9. Probably woke up unconsciously and met Jesus...

the Janitor (sorry about the stereotype) sweeping up his room while the kid was sleeping...

[piratefish08]

10. delete - wrong thread

[Drale]

11. I met Jesus once

he was sitting on a bench at the mall, and I talked to him for a good 15 minutes. lol

[haifa lootin]

17. He cuts our grass every Wednesday in the summer...and does a good job if we remember to

hide the tequila.

:D

[edbermac]

12. I met Jesus once. He told me "Fox News sucks ass."

I swear! O8)

[MrModerate]

13. Is it any wonder that the whole world thinks America is full of . . .

God-bothering nitwits?

It used to be I lied about my American passport because of Bush or the likelihood of being singled out by terrorists. Now, it's goniffs like this that make me cringe to acknowledge my nationality.

Sad, embarrassing, and deeply creepy.

[onecent]

15. BaWWAAHHHHHHHH..hilarious n/t

[mithnanthy]

16. My new landscaper's name is Jesus.....

Jesus shows up every Wednesday and is the BEST! He's a natural with Nature! ...and his foreman is Joseph.

[the redcoat]

18. ""Jesus had red eyes, horns, and a tail that wrapped around the heavens"

[geardaddy]

19. I think he saw Supply-side Jesus.

[ncteechur]

20. But I like little baby Jesus with a golden diaper.

[FrancisTreptoe]

21. I met Jesus

When i did ecstasy. Can fox interview me?

[AsahinaKimi]

22. so when does this kid get a contract

to be a FOX spokes person? A regular on Fox and Friends!! :puke: