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catnhatnh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 08:26 PM
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The TSA Reciprocal Treatment Law of 2011....
Wherefore many travelers are concerned about the sexual orientation of security personnel, and wherefore what's good for the goose is good for the gander (just kidding-the frisks will be all same sex on same sex action), all personnel of the TSA must prior to initiating a genital frisk offer the traveler the opportunity to perform a genital frisk of the examiner. Female agents moaning or male agents found tumescent shall be disqualified from future search activities.

This by my hand
Barrack H. Obama

PS. Squeezing hard is cheating...
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Kennah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 08:28 PM
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1. What if the squeezing happens first ...
... and then comes the hardening?
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