Monica's Next Career Move?

[rucky]

[BlooInBloo]

1. Um, hello? World Bank President?

[rucky]

2. But does she have a - er - mister? n/t

[BlooInBloo]

3. She'll pick up a main squeeze en route, and promote him or her.

[Frustratedlady]

10. The Republicans surely have a Think Tank opening.

Although they have had to place SO many, lately. Maybe K Street needs a gal who can doublespeak.

[rucky]

13. I think Circque du Soleil was looking for someone who could doublespeak. n/t

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

4. Weather Girl on KUTE, in Flat Armadillo, Texas.

[Jack Rabbit]

5. Televangelist

She has a law degree from a institution that makes it worthless and a reputation for having been a key player in the worst Justice Department scandal ever.

What else can she do?

[jgraz]

8. Wife of closeted gay televangelist

Either that or garden gnome.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

6. Disneyworld is hiring minnie mouse girls, She's got the voice for it.

and the brains.

[melody]

7. The New Gidget n/t

[JDPriestly]

9. Author of tell-all book on the inside story of the Justice Department

complete with details about her cat fights with other Type A women in the Department and why the 4 to 5 promotions she managed to get in a relatively short time were due to her hard work, intelligence and experience and, of course, the will of God and not due to her pretty face or her unquestioning faith in the Republican Party.

[Ghost in the Machine]

11. Actress in tv commercial for Regents Law School.

voice-over announcer for Amway Products...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. She'll be Fox Noise's next legal commentator.

[AspenRose]

24. That one gets my vote too.

eom

[C_U_L8R]

14. Mud wrestling with Tonya Harding

[jgraz]

17. No way. Tonya would kick Hello Kitty's ass.

[C_U_L8R]

20. exactly :-)

[samdogmom]

15. My fear is that she's going to reproduce!!!! Yikes!

If that happens, we'll have to deal with a few more versions of her!

I just want her to slink off into oblivion! Please, can that happen?

[jgraz]

18. When have you known a dumbass repuke NOT to reproduce?

Hell, even Mary Cheney's making more little rethugs.

[MadBadger]

16. Student Body President.

[Junkdrawer]

19. Speed talking the legal disclaimers in TV ads... n/t

[tenshi816]

21. Running for Congress, maybe?

Or professor of Law at Regent U?

Stranger things have happened with this administration, where all manner of shit rises to the top.

[Skidmore]

22. DC Madam's job is open, isn't it?

Servicing DC elites IS her specialty.

[rucky]

23. I think she just ratted out her client base. n/t

[Marrah_G]

25. My prediction goes something like this.....

- hi barbie!
- hi ken!
- you wanna go for a ride?
- sure, ken!
- jump in!
- ha ha ha ha!

I’m a barbie girl in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, barbie, let’s go party

I’m a barbie girl in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I’m a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I’m your dollie
You’re my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I’m always yours, oooh whoa

I’m a barbie girl in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let’s go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I’m always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I’m always yours

Come on, barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh

I’m a barbie girl in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I’m a barbie girl in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh

- oh, I’m having so much fun!
- well, barbie, we’re just getting started!
- oh, I love you ken!

-Lyrics by Aqua

[Javaman]

26. You forgot, "the next kinder gentler ann coulter". nt

[boobooday]

27. I went with Fox correspondent

But only because the most exclusive escort service in D.C. is now defunct.

MEOW!