So Speaker Boehner can you show us your birth certificate?

[grantcart]

Now that the wisdom of the American people have put this man second in line to take the Presidency I anxiously await the Tea Party Birther movment's angry demand to see the original long form of his birth certificate accompanied by the daily newspaper record of 'live' births in the city he 'said' that he was born in.

Boehner comes from Middle Low German bönen ‘to board’, and that is probably a clever name to use for someone that boarded a ship as an infant in order to avoid customs officers.

I am confident that the birthers and Tea Partiers are going to be on this in a 'New York Minute' because after all their requests to see the President's birth certificate was NEVER about race.

Can you imagine one of the white talking heads on cable news asking Boehner to see his birth certificate like they did the President?

Come on 'Soon to be Speaker Boehner' if you have nothing to hide then why haven't you shown us your birth certificate?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. K&R!

[Rex]

2. Hey BOner! They took my jeeebbsss! Where are my jeebbbsss!

Booooonnnerrrr!!!! I want to see a birth certificate NOW, or forever and ever will I think you are a fraud from MARS! Boooneneeeerrr! Get outta that taning bed, it is starting to smell like beef jerky in here!

Booooooooonnneeerrrrr!~!!

[pinboy3niner]

7. I think you're right--he IS from MARS...

[grantcart]

9. You know I read about it on the internet.

Of course it was in the thread I started but nevertheless it was on the internet.

[Aristus]

3. The long form birth certificate from the St. Willy Wonka Children's Hospital of Loompa Land

is not available in digitized form. And a snozzwanger ate the hard copy of the original.

We'll never see Orange Face's birth certificate...

[onehandle]

4. You're only asking because he is orange.

If he was a white man, you would never ask that absurd question.

;-)

[KamaAina]

8. People are saying he was actually born in the Orange Free State.

The proof? It changed its name to just the "Free State" because of the shame he brought upon them.

[grantcart]

11. I heard that too, it must be true.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. I suspect he's third degeneration Carrot-American.

That much is obvious.

[LiberalEsto]

22. Maybe he's here on a V-8 visa nt

[Subdivisions]

6. Oh FFS. Grow up! We all know what the BC thing was about. And,

orange as he is, boner isn't dark-skinned enough to be the target of racism.

[Jack Rabbit]

10. Boener is clearly from Ganymede, a moon orbiting Jupiter

The semi-intelligent species on Ganymede is descended from an ape-like vertebrate, giving it a remarkably human appearance except for its orange skin.

[treestar]

12. More racism, against the Orange Race

Shame on you grantcart! :rofl:

Just because the guy is Orange you imply he is from - Northern Ireland? :rofl:

[HopeHoops]

13. EVERYONE knows the entire Oompa Loompa village was destroyed after Willie Wonka saved them.

The hornswaglers and wangdoodles completely decimated the place. And that's even before the vernicious knids got there. What they did was even worse.

[louis-t]

14. "UNSEEEEEL YER RECORDS!1!!1"

[GoCubsGo]

15. YES, PLEASE.

Make sure it's the original, long-form version.

[grantcart]

17. kick for the afternoon crowd

[Permanut]

16. I haven't seen any teabaggers marching yet...

I bet they're just in their mother's basements making up the signs demanding to see orange man's birth certificate. Yeah, that must be it. Then they'll be hitting the streets for sure.

[grantcart]

18. You can see them from Russia

[AndrewP]

19. If it's Orange, it ain't right! That's what my momma always said!

She said, "Son, you can't trust them orangies".

[11 Bravo]

20. He spilled his drink on it and then dropped his lighter. Nothing left but ashes.

[deacon]

21. Let's see the certificate boehner. n/t