Gimme some sweet, sweet O'CAPTION!

[rucky]

[Kurovski]

How to Have Fun Not Masturbating.

[HughBeaumont]

1. "Reeeeeeeeely, thassssin th'firsssamnment . .menment AH HA HA HA HAaaaa!"

[Saphire]

13. lol

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

2. "Are you really 'always prepared'?"

[SpiralHawk]

3. "The Devil made me do it. Smirk." - Christine (R)

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. "Clearasil Ultra makes me soooo horny"

[lillypaddle]

5. lady bug, lady bug

fly away ...

fly far fuckin' away, you twit!!!!

[muntrv]

6. "I love gettin' wasted with boy scouts!"

[pinboy3niner]

7. "Ooh. Merit badges make my antennae tingle!"

[Iris]

8. Did your head just explode or is that pot smoke?

[pacalo]

9. Ooooooh mother queen of the witches, come in, come in...do you read me?

[marmar]

10. "I don't have sex, but if I did, I'd make him dress up like a Boy Scout before f**king."

[bluedigger]

11. "Want to earn your 'Insect Studies' Merit Badge, Scout?"

[spanone]

12. 'i loooooooooove me some boy scout'

[kayakjohnny]

14. "She got a pearl necklace...."

[Rincewind]

15. Every time I think about you,

I touch myself.