Is there a doctor in the house? . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck, devoid of mental complexity, is saying, "The so-called 'Theory of Evolution' is not even a real theory. . . . Hell, it's not even a good guess. I have yet to see a half monkey, half man, for instance. As another example, why do you suppose we find so many dinosaur bones? . . . It's because God put them there to test us. . . . It should be obvious, but not to the liberals and so-called scientists. . . . Oh no. . . . Now let me tell you about the silly idea of 'global warming.' . . . Heck, if things were heating up, you'd think that the sale of swimming pools would be sky-rocketing. . . . But again the scientists have shown themselves to be . . . (blah, blah, blah)"

[HopeHoops]

1. He should really do something about that festering wart on his shoulders.

[skip fox]

2. "And the first rule is: The more people who say you are wrong, the more right you must be."

[Zoeisright]

3. He is such an idiot. And the people who watch him are even dumber.

Which unfortunately includes my family. My mother, who never went to college, thinks she's an expert on global warming, which she dismisses according to Beck. While she won't listen to me, with a B.A. in Biology, when I tell her it's real.

[Fuzz]

4. /erp That freeze dried lasagna gave me gas.