Tree-sus: Man Sees Jesus Christ in Tree Branch

[kpete]

Man Sees Jesus Christ in Tree Branch

Tree-sus: Man Sees Jesus in Branch

A Davidson County man says he found Jesus Christ in a tree branch. Bill Johnson said the image on the branch appears to be Jesus Christ dressed in a robe and holding out his hand. He put polyurethane of the branch to preserve the image and believes the discovery was a sign that he needs to return to attending church on Sunday more regularly.


(WGHP / October 15, 2010)
Man Sees Jesus Christ in Tree Branch

http://www.myfox8.com/wghp-treesus-man-sees-jesus-in-bran-101510,0,3288387.photogallery

[asdjrocky]

1. Looks more like Merlin to me. nt

[WillParkinson]

2. Blashphemer!

:P

[alsame]

3. Looks like Prof. Dumbledore to me. nt

[WestSeattle2]

27. I thought it was a reminder to finish reading the Harry Potter series

[Taverner]

4. No it's a lighthouse with a (giant) snake on top!

This is a sign from Cthulu!

We must work towards his will first, or we will not be killed first, and will have to suffer all that crap!

[timtom]

5. As a Christian, I have to disagree with that man.

It is clearly Mr. Natural beckoning to Flakey Foont.

[icnorth]

6. Damn! I thought this was a misidentification of

Glen Beck returning to his roots.

[Warpy]

7. Jebus was microcephalic?

I see Zippy. All it needs is polka dots on the robe.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

8. Jesus is a beer stein?

[Mimosa]

9. Somebody's pushing it. Watch 'Screen Door Jesus.' It's a good film. n/t

[rug]

10. It's the Lord Mayor of Pepperland.

[ORDagnabbit]

11. dear stupid christians...please point out in your bible where the physical description of jesus is?

thanks.

[TheDebbieDee]

21. Don't you know? He's blond and blue-eyed, silly.

He has long, flowing har and wears flowing robes and sandals.

[kentuck]

12. Jesus is everywhere !

I just saw him on a tree branch on my computer!

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

31. Well, "everywhere" would be a bit of an exaggeration....

But I AM here. And not in pieces of wood or on tortillas! :rofl:

[Bitwit1234]

13. I see the devil in Rush's ass boil and it is real

he has the devil in him. Wouldn't that be nice if they could start a rumor that Rush really did have the image of the devil on him. He would go nuts.

[nadinbrzezinski]

14. I can see it...but it could be just

Any anthropomerfic form.

I guess before fhe return Jesus will appear everywhere...

...where exactly is fhat in the holy books.

Of forgive me for my lack of woo.

[toddwv]

15. I see a nun with a chainsaw

but w/e

[BrklynLiberal]

16. You can see Jesus on your toast EVERY MORNING with this....

http://jesustoasters.com/

[sofa king]

17. It's obviously the lost sequel to Rush's Caress of Steel.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caress_of_Steel

See? He's pointing to the Fountain of Lamneth.

[XemaSab]

18. Happy late Columbus Day!

[pruple]

19. it looks like one of those nasal drops pots

[BootinUp]

20. Oh dear, thanks for the laughs. nt

[Mojambo]

22. "Finally! After all these years of doubt... Proof!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfqht0LEOWQ

[HuckleB]

34. +1 (You beat me to it!) -eom-

[Warren DeMontague]

23. My favorite was the virgin mary salt stain on the Eisenhower Expressway

The one that looked like a giant vagina.

[malaise]

24. Tree-sus

:rofl:

Looks like a fire hydrant to me.

[backscatter712]

25. LOOK! I see Pope Benedict beckoning for another altar boy!!! n/t

[Jamastiene]

26. No wonder I've never found God.

I've been looking in the wrong places: toasted cheese sandwiches.

Yeah, I know. I'm going to Hell...but I'm going to have fun along the way. :evilgrin:

[MilesColtrane]

28. Let me guess...

He's a BRANCH Davidian?

(or just a sap)

[Taitertots]

29. Looks like Mohamed to me, better hide that branch

Or at the very least like someone jamming out on an air guitar. Jesus was born again to rock.

[Motown_Johnny]

30. megaphone turned on it's side?

[applegrove]

32. I saw a bearded man in a sribble i did. I said it looked like Jesus even

though I am an atheist. hell I believe Jesus existed. But I don't believe he shows up in all sorts of places.

[dimbear]

33. Gospel of Thomas:

Split a piece of wood; I am there. Lift up the stone, and you will find me ...

[spanone]

35. i see a log