Jesus' General: Dolly Parton "Played a Whore"

[meegbear]

Pastor Marc Grizzard
Amazing Grace Baptist Church
Canton, NC

Dear Pastor Grizzard,

I love your plan to burn non-KJV Bibles, Books of Mormon, and other heretical works during your Halloween celebration, but your addition of Dolly Parton records makes it perfect.

There is no doubt in my mind that Dolly is a minion of Satan. I'm sure others will agree after reading your list of her sins:

Dolly covered Led Zeppelin's occultic song "Stairway to Heaven"...she also covered the atheistic song "Imagine" by the ungodly John Lennon.

She plays a whore in the "Best Little Whore House in Texas."...in her public life she dresses like a whore in exposing herself from top to bottom.

...as soon as you go into Dollywood you see Dolly exposing herself immodestly

She also owns Sandollar Productions, a film and television production company, which produced the Fox TV shows Babes and Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Sabrina (1995 film). Both Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Sabrina are full of witch craft and demonic teachings.

Breast-obsessed filmmaker Russ Meyer wanted to make movies about her 40DD breasts.

..Because of the size of her breast she has been invited into several songs in the 80s and 90s, one of them being "Talk Like Sex" by Kool G Rap and DJ Polo. It is obvious that Dolly Parton is wicked and goes against everything the Bible teaches.

It's those last two things that concern me most. A man gets to looking at Parton's breasts and all sorts of wicked thoughts pop into his head. You know what I mean--those secret thoughts all men have but never talk about.

We'll hear Parton singing "Jolene," and the next thing we know, we're strapping our man-breasts into a wonder bra and doing a little naked tucked-thingy dance in front of the mirror.

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http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2010/10/dolly-parton-played-whore.html

[WolverineDG]

1. actually she played a madam nt

[JuniperLea]

2. Wasn't that character a retired whore?

:shrug:

Still, a madam is worse... pimping is evil.

[Behind the Aegis]

3. And I love her for it!

She is an awesome woman!

[Ineeda]

4. Don't forget being the mistress of a married man in Nine to Five. n/t

[WolverineDG]

7. wrong

might want to watch that movie again, because I do recall her character threatening to turn him from a rooster to a hen with one shot.

I love Dolly! :D

dg

[sufrommich]

8. I don't remember that. You mean her boss?

The other women in the office assumed she was having an affair with him but she wasn't.

[Ineeda]

12. OMG - you're right. Sorry. n/t

[Drale]

5. Remember what George Harrison said

they have to buy our albums in order to burn them.

Edit: I would love to see the look on these religious freaks, when they realize where they end up after death. (Hint: Its not the good place.)

[japple]

6. I hope none of the younger members of that church received books

from Dolly's "Imagination Station" program. If so, probably ought to burn those buggers as well, esp. "Spot Goes to the Farm."

"Created in 1996 by Dolly Parton as a gift to the children in her hometown of Sevierville, Tenn., the Imagination Library mails a new, age-appropriate, high-quality book every month to registered children, from birth until age five – at no cost to the family, regardless of income. Just $24 annually provides for the purchase and delivery of 12 books to one child. This cost is split evenly between a non-profit sponsoring organization in every Tennessee county, and a state budgetary allocation administered by the GBBF.

Currently, more than 214,000 Tennessee children under the age of five in all 95 counties are receiving an age appropriate, high quality book delivered each month to their home. More than 170,000 children have graduated from the program since 2004.

The books are selected from a blue ribbon panel each year to insure quality and age appropriateness for all ages including The Little Engine that Could, Spot Goes to the Farm, The Snowy Day, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, and Look Out Kindergarten, Here I Come!."

[stuntcat]

9. LOVE Dolly!

I love her love her love her! even more because of this asshole

What does the movie Sabrina have to do with witchcraft? Is this whole thing a joke or something?

[Bitwit1234]

10. Does this pastor suggest that women in America

start to wear burkas.

[kestrel91316]

11. The General, as always, is in fine form.