BREAKING: Cheney Hand-Written Notes Discovered in Suspicious Packages

[justiceischeap]

Police in Boston have found 5 "suspicious" packages, all containing hand-written notes from Vice President Dick Cheney. It's rumored the notes told several people to go "Cheney" themselves—including, apparently, the entire United States. There were also several scratched out references to Wolf Blitzer and gay daughters.

The authorities have stated they have the situation under control and don't suspect Osama Bin Laden but do think the packages were strategically placed by Iranian insurgents in Boston. A Homeland Security official under the condition of anonymity said, "We have issued an Amber Alert for the Vice President. With the Libby trial going so badly coupled with the negative news lately has made the Vice President unstable." The official then went on to say, "We think he could blow at any minute."

We will be following this story closely during the next few days.

[stillcool]

1. now see...that

is what you call investigative reporting! Great work!

[sniffa]

2. k & mother fucking r

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[wicket]

6. mother fucking yeah!

:kick:

[Generator]

3. HA!

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Same Ole Sheiite!

Cheney is either crying Wolf, or Crying about Wolf 24/7!

You might get the flu from too much Duct tape if you're not careful. And there was a DRONE spotted on Wall Street today!

[helderheid]

5. DUzy!

[justiceischeap]

7. According to this thread and CNN

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x93066

It's some lit up leds of a smiley face and middle finger. See, Cheney is involved!