President Rump? . . . Please come CAPTION The Donald!!!!

[skip fox]

Donald (the merdus touch) Trump is saying, " . . . and to them I say, Hell yes, I'd make a great President!!. . . . The main quality, after all, is finesse. Putting deals together, giving facetime, sending little keepsakes, playing golf, having drinks, a great haircut, the best cigars. . . . My whole life is about finesse. I drink, eat and shit finesse. . . . What's so hard about being president?"

[BrklynLiberal]

1. This has GOT TO BE A JOKE..The best "punking" ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skip fox]

5. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been creative. Though

we try to "channel" the essence of the person, providing a CAPTION which is truer than truth, as it were.

In the O.P. I took some of what he had said (that "finesse" was a central quality in being president) and cranked it up to show the superficiality of his notion.

[BrklynLiberal]

6. I meant the concept of his even being given a millisecond of consideration for Pres is the joke.

I heard about it on the radio...and understood your purpose.

[skip fox]

7. You're right on! Whose next? Ann Coulter? Mel Gibson?

Through the looking glass happened ages ago.

[Historic NY]

2. I look marvelous.

[KansDem]

3. I keep expecting to hear Robin Leach chime in with "Governments of the Rich and Famous!"

We're here to chat with President Trump and his decision to add Domaine Romanée-Conti to the White House wine cellar!

[TreasonousBastard]

4. After generations of wastrels losing their inheritances in gambling houses...

I was the first to lose it OWNING the gambling house.

[MilesColtrane]

8. "I have to use tiny tweezers to go to the bathroom."

[BillStein]

9. I am a Republican, like Ronald Raygun...

...My hair is faked, I've been married more than once, I am better known as an entertainer than a serious thinker, and I inhabit a fantasy world where I am a successful businessman, and not a freaking crook who built a fiberglass palace on credit and other people's money, and ran it into the ground with my poor management.

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[ecstatic]

10. What an egomaniac!

How many bankruptcies has he filed?

[marmar]

11. "I'm gonna toss my rug into the ring. I'm running for President."

nt

[skip fox]

12. "Being president is like making love to a beautiful woman, First

you get her drunk and then have your way with her. . . . It's easy, especially if you're loaded."