Glenn Beck Explains His Distaste For Genital Hygiene Through Pie

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Glenn Beck destroyed a perfectly good pie to explain why we shouldn't send any aid to Africa for genital hygiene programs. Does this mean Glenn Beck associates pie with bad genital hygiene?

video:
http://tv.gawker.com/5640252/glenn-beck-explains-his-distaste-for-genital-hygiene-through-pie

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1. Glenn tries to use actual pies for a "pie chart"

Of course, the 823,000 dollars used for "genital hygiene" health program, if that is even true (and with Beck, I assume it's not true). But even if it was...

the slice of pie that went to this was .0001 PERCENT of the total stimulus.

just try to cut that small of a piece of pie. Try to cut a 1% piece of pie (a pie cut into 100 slices). Now cut that 1/100th piece into a thousand smaller pieces. Do this on a real pie. I don't think it would be recognizable as pie, not even as crumbs.

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2. Glenn Beck practices piedophilia?

And why am I not surprised?

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4. Bet he likes the custard pies best n/t

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5. Or maybe... No, I won't say it...

There are just SO many things that I could say that would get this thread locked -- but I'm going to practice some pie-abstenance and bow out gracefully while I've got the chance.:hi:

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3. Maybe he's confusing

genital hygiene with genital hijinks in the movie "American Pie"


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6. A far white wing Soupy Sales. This says more about his audience than about him. n/t